Knock, Knock jokes -- I need some!!

[driver8]

My kids always want to do "knock, knock" jokes in the car...I need some new ones.

Keep it clean, please!

[bif]

1. My favorite one is...

"Okay, you start."

[driver8]

4. Yeah, then I hear this one twenty times...

"Knock, Knock"...

"Who's there?"

"Mickey Mouse's underwear!"

(My kids are 6 and 4.)

[EstimatedProphet]

2. OK

a: Knock knock

b: Who's there?

a: The interrupting cow

b: The interru-

a: MOO!

[driver8]

5. I love that one! n/t

[BarenakedLady]

15. That's my favorite, but

I learned it as impatient cow. For some reason I think it sounds funnier.

[Bunny]

3. Knock knock.

Who's there?

Abe Lincoln.

Abe Lincoln who?

Don't you know me????

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas Jefferson who?

Was Abe Lincoln just here?

[PassingFair]

6. My current fav: Knock Knock:

Who's there:

I EAT MOP






:evilgrin:

[cyberswede]

7. Here are a couple

Knock Knock
Who's There?
Madam
Madam Who?
Madam foot's caught in the door (maybe not for the kiddos) :)

KK
WT?
Canteloupe
Canteloupe Who?
Canteloupe tongight; my dad's got the ladder


The interrupting cow is funny, too.


Naturally, there are lots of KK joles on the internets:
http://www.azkidsnet.com/JSknockjoke.htm

[driver8]

9. Thanks for the link!!

The jokes are good, too!

[Bombero1956]

8. knock knock

who's there?

Sam and Janet

Sam and Janet who?

Sam and Janet evening, you will meet a stranger....

[northzax]

10. knock knonk

who's there?
Orange.
Orange Who?
Orange you glad I don't know any more knock knock jokes?

[meegbear]

11. Knock knock ...

Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Banana?
Banana who?
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange?
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana.

[driver8]

13. Unfortunately, they know that one!

Except my son always gets it backwards!

[Catshrink]

12. My favorite

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Gladys.

Gladys who?

Gladys Friday, how 'bout you?

[DarkTirade]

14. Best one to do is to tell them you've got a GREAT knock knock joke...

then say, "Okay, you start it."

:)

[bif]

18. See response #1.

[DarkTirade]

19. Spoilsport.

:P

[zabet]

16. Knock knock...

Who's there?
Canoe.
Canoe who?
Canoe come out and play?

:)

[driver8]

17. Oh, they'll love that one!! Thanks! n/t

[Arkansas Granny]

20. This used to be a favorite of my kids:

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Orange juice.

Orange juice who?

Orange juice ever going to answer the door?