OMG! hotchickswithdouchebags.com!! (not what you think)

[deucemagnet]

I just heard about it on the Stephanie Miller show! :rofl:

www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com

Just for clarification, it's this kind of douchebag:



Tho I'm not sure if this guy isn't a wax dummy.

[formerrepuke]

1. That site has been blocked at my workplace.. and I think I'm responsible...

...I found it, it made me laugh, and I forwarded it all over the place.. now its blocked. It sure is funny, though.

[deucemagnet]

3. Then you're missing the Friday haikus

grease drips into flute
blue armbands mark bleeths and douche
button your shirt, scrote

-- the douche is alright

[PeaceNikki]

5. HA!

Ed Begley Jr.
Uses douche-reflected light
For his solar car.
-- mr. white

:rofl:

[AllegroRondo]

2. wow, that is one bad tan

[deucemagnet]

9. It gets worse...

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Greyskye]

12. who knew?

that pink set off spray on tans so well? :shrug:

[EstimatedProphet]

14. DEMONS!

[AllegroRondo]

17. Oompa-Loompas!

:rofl:

[youthere]

30. They look like oompa-loompas.

[IzaSparrow]

4. that site is great...

i was surprised not to find myself on it.

[DS1]

6. I still can't believe there are people who dress like that

This is Long Island, correct?

Very similar stuff to the open 'JoeyPorsche' photobucket account

[CottonBear]

24. Ican't believe that there are people with orange skin.

Yikes! The guido/Gotti look must be high maintenance. Think of the costs of the hair products alone. :eyes:

[MrCoffee]

7. my morning is now shot...i'll be reviewing the 2007 Douchies

so thanks for that.

[Bake]

8. Oh, LOOK! It's Mr. Coffee!

:rofl:

Bake

[MrCoffee]

10. go pop a collar, Bake

:rofl:

[AlCzervik]

11. Brick, you may have the head of a Fraggle, the orange-face of next generation

omfg.

:thumbsup: :rofl:

[last_texas_dem]

13. Funny stuff

And that "Models with Bottles" video is good evidence of "why they hate us." :scared:

[BarenakedLady]

15. Blerg!

And thank you. Now I don't feel so bad not getting hit on in RI. Those dudes are everywhere.

:puke:

[Zookeeper]

16. Goodness, gracious!

Those photos are hilarious! Imagine how unbearable it would be to spend time with guys who are so clearly in love with themselves.

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"2 1/2 packer"



:rofl:

[cabraverde]

18. LOL.... I just submited a pic!

I sent one of a girl I know who is with a douche.

Heck I am suprised that there are no pics of me in there, I dont look like an orange guido wax statue, but I have a lot of pics with hot hot hot chicks....and as many here know I have the ability to be less than cool.

[Javaman]

19. LOLOLOL this is my friends site!!!! LOLOLOL nt

[NewJeffCT]

20. that's a great site

thanks for reminding me of it.

I just hope my wife or ex-wife don't submit me to the site.

[JackBeck]

21. Pumpy

"I gotta hand it to Pumpy here, he knows how to mark his territory using clear and unambiguous physicality. Factor in some primal grunts and the neighboring tribe will know not to approach his female, share his drinking water or urinate on his trees."



http://www.hotchickswithdouchebags.com/2007/02/pumpy.html:rofl:

[Oeditpus Rex]

22. If they like douchebags

they aren't hot.

:thumbsdown:

[skypilot]

23. I was just about to post something like that...

...when I saw your post. I know that attractiveness is subjective and all but I was only a little less skeeved out by the women on that site than I was by the men. It seems to me that the bulk of the women who would would be caught being photographed with these guys look like really cheesy porn stars.

[AzDar]

25. Made me cackle heartily...I'm bookmarking this sucker.

:rofl:

Oh, Gawd, the Prompoloopa....

[orleans]

26. yuck. (i just have no sense of humor i guess

i used to know assholes like this -- it's what made me a goddamn hermit!)

[crim son]

27. "The midwestern 'bag."

Bookmarked for life. It's great!

[distantearlywarning]

28. I think that site should be called "Douchebags with Douchebags + More Douchebags"

Because frankly, the girls aren't winners either. They all look completely vapid and icky. If I were a guy I'd be afraid to sleep with most of them for fear I'd catch something I'd be embarrassed to tell my doctor about.

And as a girl, I probably wouldn't want to be friends with any of those girls either. I would be afraid that if we went out in public together people would assume I was like that too.

[racaulk]

29. OMG, too funny! My favorite post:

Alpha Beta 'Bagga



You know a fraternity is fratdouchity when:

A. There's a Joe Boxer wandering around shirtless, dazed and confused while two uberhot sorority sisters demonstrate deep affections for each other

B. The rest of the shirtless fratpuds ignore the show in favor of staring at the wall

C. A tall shaved headed tool uses his vantage point to stare over the hotts making out six inches from him, and instead stares into camera with a blank deer-in-headlights expression

But to whomever invented lime green and light pink lacy frilly underwear/diaper/dress things, I salute you. And by salute you, I mean salute you.