PUN FRIDAY! Have Pun with it

[radfringe]

more puns mean more points...

The HANDEL on my DALI BAROQUE, so I RODIN the store and got my MONET BACH.

[UndertheOcean]

1. that sucked

:P

[DarkTirade]

2. I was looking for a piece of sheet music the other day, but it was Haydn.

[Guava Jelly]

3. I wish I was a mushroom because everyone wants to go out with a

Fungi :dunce:

[Rambis]

4. You should be punished for that

:hi:

[momophile]

5. that was 2/3rds of a pun - P.U. nt

[Dr. Strange]

6. I tried to come up with a decent pun.

I wrote ten different puns before giving up. I read them to see if they would make me laugh. Unfortunately...








no pun in ten did.

[radfringe]

10. wiping my screen

:spray:

[MrCoffee]

7. on a quiet night in the Kremlin,

you can hear Vladimir Putin.

[Dr. Strange]

9. Napoleon slept here...

and beat his Bonaparte.

[bif]

8. A pun is a plague on words!

[madinmaryland]

11. Here are a few...

Why can't we let evil people have flutes? Because then the terrorists woodwind.

The barber did well at house breaking as he was good at cutting locks.

The number 10210 is too intense.

If you like to comfort the hurting and you are single, save time and console-a-date.

If you write bad things about me I am libel to sue you.

:hi:

[radfringe]

12. ahem

If you do exercise to classical music is it T'ai chai-kovsky?