Superman's a fucking dick.

[TheMightyFavog]

Want proof? It's all right here!

http://superdickery.com/dick/1.html

[billyskank]

1. Everyone knows that.

Cool people like Spiderman. :)

[tjwmason]

3. I'm a Bananaman type myself.

:D

[DarkTirade]

6. No, geeks like spiderman because he's a fellow geek. :)

The cool people like Batman and Wolverine. Because they're just plain bad-ass and even though they can't fly around and save the day on their own, they still manage to persevere and kick a whole lotta ass along the way.

[redqueen]

14. geeks > cool people

FACT.

[DarkTirade]

15. Geek IS the new cool.

[Bucky]

17. Misogynists and sexually insecure cryptofascists like Batman.

Spiderman has more appeal to the quietly self-loathing sociopathic libertarian crowd, if you can call such introverted cellar-lurkers a "crowd."

Cool people like Aquaman.

[DarkTirade]

26. ...

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.......
....


wha?

[Bucky]

27. Reductio ad absurdum

I was riffing on the prior posts arguing over which fan boys are cool versus geek, based on which superhero they wank off to.

[DarkTirade]

28. .... gesuntite? :P

[quip]

2. I thought he was a-fucking Lois!

:shrug:

[Bucky]

19. Superman never struck me as the "backdoor" type, frankly.

by the way, ever read Harlan Ellison's essay on why Superman couldn't have kids? His speculation is that his super-sperm would go flying loose like giant runaway electrons during the physical act of love, gutting poor Lois like a trout.

[quip]

29. That is both highlarious and gross!

I like it! :thumbsup: :rofl:

[UndertheOcean]

4. is there any other kind of dick ?

[chknltl]

5. Funny you should ask...

under your post as I was reading it, the DU had an ad with dick cheney face on it... made me chuckle! You have to admit that cheney is a whole 'nother catagory of dick!

[Dr. Strange]

8. Gays 4 Cheney:

[chknltl]

12. That poor misguided man

Perhaps with a whole lot of therapy he can rejoin society with a semblance of a normal life. There are atheist groups who are willing to help...perhaps he could check into one. Some folks claim it is a gene, others claim it is a disease you are born with but to me, CHENEY LOVERS are just sick and perverted fucks who need more than help. If it were up to me I'd round the sick bastards up and stick 'em on an island someplace. Look at that picture, he is even holding up a sign! Isn't there some sort of "Don't ask don't tell" policy? His parents must be sooo ashamed. What is this country coming too???

[Blue_Tires]

7. brilliant

[Dr. Strange]

9. I thought Robin was Dick?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Grayson

Or Nightwing, now, I guess.

[Ikonoklast]

10. "Superman's Catholic?"

That's some funny shit right there.

[Fire Walk With Me]

11. I see that he's using his superpowers against my chances of success as well.

What a dick!

[MrMickeysMom]

13. Why.... he's just like George Bush...

acting like Jesus... "red and yellow, black and white, they are precious to his sight"...

[Deja Q]

16. Well, Lois keeps whining he's faster than a speeding bullet...

:hide:

[MrMickeysMom]

18. Yeah, but...

... more powerful than a locomotive!

[Deja Q]

21. So he's quick and it hurts too.

What a real catch to bring home to mommy...

:hide:

[MrMickeysMom]

22. Tasteless.... yet-

satisfying!

[Deja Q]

24. Water is tasteless too...

:hide:

:rofl:

[MrMickeysMom]

25. And, so the same can be said of some gases!

.... but not all ....

[Richard Steele]

20. You say "dick" like it's a bad thing.

[MrMickeysMom]

23. Only if it's not made of

Steel(e)

(a Chris Mathews) HA!