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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:46 AM
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What's worse than Dr. Phil showing up by your gurney?
Donald Trump in now pontificating on Britney's plight and claiming some involvement.

(God help that poor girl)

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:52 AM
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1. Richard Simmons.
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fizzgig Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:53 AM
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2. i was going to say having this show up


you know you're screwn then
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:58 AM
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5. the Grim Cheney is always a bad harbinger...
...no matter where he shows up.

:rofl:
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cabraverde Donating Member (234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:55 AM
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3.  I would not be supprised if "the donald " is just trying
to score a little poontang. That horndog has gotta have some alterior motive.
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ashling Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 06:02 AM
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12. you mean "ulterior" motive
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cabraverde Donating Member (234 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:03 PM
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16. yuppers...that too
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:55 AM
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4. Being knifed in the gut and left for dead in an alley
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 02:55 AM by quantessd
after getting mugged. That would be only slightly worse.
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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:53 AM
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6. Trump and "Dr." Phil are pretty bad, but it could be worse. A visit from DeLay, for example.
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 03:54 AM by BlueIris
Not that BritBrit would recognize him. Or Tom Cruise (that's next, I fear, especially if rumors of her alleged bi-polar disorder continue; he'll show up with a box of vitamins and insist she take those instead of Lithium).
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MonkeyFunk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 03:56 AM
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7. Dr. Kervorkian turning up by your gurney?
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Corgigal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 04:01 AM
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8. Oscar
the nursing home cat would be my first pick.
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krispos42 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 04:57 AM
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9. Vultures
You might not be totally dead yet when they decide to start munching.


Dick Cheney with a shotgun, mostly because he probably put me in the gurney with it in the first place and might be looking ot tie up a few loose ends...

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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 05:05 AM
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10. This should have been in GD
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Quantess Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 05:05 AM
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11. SELF delete
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 05:12 AM by quantessd
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UndertheOcean Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 06:05 AM
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13. An alligator snacking on your detached gonads could be worse
don't know
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 07:18 AM
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14. Britney showing up as your babysitter?
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Coyote_Bandit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 09:48 AM
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15. Dying in Oklahoma
and being buried there.

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graywarrior Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:08 PM
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17. Waking up with him next to you.
:puke:
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Z_I_Peevey Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:10 PM
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18. ding ding DING
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:10 PM
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19. you win!
:thumbsup:
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 12:15 PM
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20. Dr. Phil showing up in your gurney.
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rateyes Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 01:54 PM
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21. George Bush showing up to work. nt
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edbermac Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:16 PM
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22. Dr Laura showing up by your gurney.
Blaming YOU for getting into this situation.

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BlueIris Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:20 PM
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23. ACK! You could have thrown a "graphic image" warning in the subject line, there.
Now I'm going to have problems sleeping tonight.
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JackBeck Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:30 PM
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26. You beat me to it!
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 02:30 PM by JackBeck
Thinking the same thing!
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AlCzervik Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:22 PM
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24. having Dr, Phil show up at my pap smear after i've assumed the postion.
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meegbear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:28 PM
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25. ME showing up by your gurney
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-11-08 02:43 PM
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27. Waking up with your girlfriend between the gurney and Dr. Phil
Edited on Fri Jan-11-08 02:43 PM by DS1
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