I desperately need someone to walk on my back. Any volunteers?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

The only alternative is for me to take these powerful muscle relaxers I have, which will keep me asleep 'til noon.... er, hmmm.... Now that I stop and think about it, that's not a BAD alternative...

[DarkTirade]

1. I would... but I wear steel-toed boots and I weight a bit more than it looks like I do... :P

[CaliforniaPeggy]

2. My dear Prisoner_Number_Six!

Well, I'd love to...

Except for the following problems:

I'm too far away!

And I weigh too much!

Sorry, sweetie...

Hope you feel better very soon...

:hug:

[hisownpetard]

3. Can I keep my stilettos on?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

4. Please do.

At least that way I'll know exactly where you're stepping... :rofl:

[hisownpetard]

5. Oh, and did I mention that I weigh 550 lbs., before dinner?

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

6. Stop it. I'm getting excited.

:evilgrin:

[hisownpetard]

10. P.S. I was only kidding...

about the stilettos.

[cabraverde]

7. hey OP, is your name from the Iron maiden song?

If it is thats cool, I love that song.

But I still dont wanna walk on your back, it just creeps me out when I feel the bones move.

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

8. Nope, not from Iron Maiden.

From something a wee bit older.

[cabraverde]

9. ahhhh yes!

The song was based on the show.

I have never seen the show, I only know of it from the sound bites used in the song. "I am not a number i am a free man"