Aaaargh!

[MrMonk]

Today I've been told that:

Bush needs more time to dismantle Hilary Clinton's national health program;

The Constitution allows the President to appoint his successor in time of war (and, of course, this is a time of war);

It's illegal for government workers to publically criticize the President;

Bush was a decorated Air Force fighter pilot in Viet Nam;

Bush also landed a fighter on a carrier at sea after we won the Iraq war, just like he did as a Navy pilot;

People never criticized Clinton the way they criticize Bush;

When Clinton bombed Iraq, Iraqis dragged the dead pilots through the streets; and

Bush went on the radio to call Rush Limbaugh a "national treasure".

What's wrong with me? Was I behind the door when they passed out the lobotomies?


On edit: forgot about Bush's service as a military pilot.

[Weiners]

1. I understand that I'm new here but

as my last deed on this forum, would you kindly send the person or persons who told you all those things over to my house so:

1. I can stop being polite to Republicans and taking their crap.
2. I can beat the living shit out of them.

[nini]

2. Welcome to DU..

sounds like you feel like the rest of us!

:hi:

[benddem]

3. the other day on Freep

one guy said that * was a fighter pilot for 6 years and he rescued Andy Card somehow. The implication they were flying and the plane was going to crash and * saved the day. Since he never flew after not showing up for his flight physical...that is interesting. As for the other garbage you were told...I heard today that 49% of the people still believe Saddam Hussein was responsible for 9-11. Barnum was right.
:wtf: