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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:27 PM
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Possibly the funniest description /analogy of the iraq war
"We blew our load long ago. She is already pregnant, and we'll be taking care of whatever spawns from this for decades. So it's too late for pulling out to save us from that.

But staying in is just causing our collective cock to chafe. We need to pull out and put some vitamin-E or cocoa butter on that thing or it's gonna scab.

As for lying to get us in there; that happens all the time"
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Oeditpus Rex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 02:43 PM
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1. Kinda reminds me of a bit of progressive graffiti
(the kind that starts with one line, then others add to it) spotted around 1975:



"America got raped in Vietnam."

"Yeah, and she caught the clap, too."

"So did I, but now I watch who I go out with."

"So should America."



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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 03:16 PM
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2. LOL!
Perfect.

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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 03:17 PM
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3. my friend carl wrote it. he is pretty bright.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 04:50 PM
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4. He's also pretty right.
Edited on Thu Jan-10-08 04:50 PM by DarkTirade
:)
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La Lioness Priyanka Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 04:52 PM
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5. he is also very pretty.
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 04:56 PM
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6. ... not as pretty as me, right? :)
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