The final cylon...if so-and-so did it...

[Dr. Strange]

Who is the final Cylon? It depends on who does the final episode.

If the editors of Time magazine did it, the final episode would end with a mirror, and the words, "YOU are the Final Cylon."

If David Chase did the final episode, then we'd hear "All Along the Watchtower" and just before the final Cylon is revealed, the music would stop and the screen would go blank, leaving us all to wonder WTF?

Other contributions?

[racaulk]

1. If Tim Burton did it...

The final Cylon would be Johnny Depp.

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

2. If I did it...

I would be in back with #6 getting some of that hot cylon lovin...

[Xipe Totec]

3. If John McTiernan did it...

It would be Bruce Willis

[MrCoffee]

4. if David Lynch did it

no one would have a clue what the hell it was, but there'd always be some poseurs pretending to understand it.

[Dr. Strange]

5. Good point...and if Ridley Scott did it,

the final Cylon would be Deckard.

[MrCoffee]

6. until the director's cut came out, then it wouldn't be...until the extended director's cut,

when it would be Deckard again.

[MrCoffee]

7. if Bob Ross did it

the final cylon would live in a happy little forest with some big ol' trees, just growing wherever, being trees.

[MrCoffee]

8. if Pete Rose did it

the final cylon would bet against itself that it wasn't really a cylon.

[MrCoffee]

9. if Skinner did it

there'd be 9000 replies and 750 recommendations

[DS1]

10. If Karl Rove did it, George W. Bush would be the final Cylon

Which actually makes perfect sense, as George W. Bush would be the last model of anything ever mass-produced.

[BluePatriot]

11. ...

Didn't you guys know that the Galactica is the final Cylon? XD