DAMNIT! I haven't been to the Olive Garden in like FOREVER!

[GirlinContempt]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9PrkvA1p8A
It's like eating in the private kitchen of a delightful Italian stereotype!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i9PrkvA1p8A

[Solon]

1. Hmm...I like the breadsticks...

:yoiks:

[GirlinContempt]

2. NO DAIRY

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please

[Tommy_Carcetti]

10. Me likee breadsticks! Me likee breadsticks! n/t

[TrogL]

3. THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS AN OLIVE GARDEN

...except perhaps the Garden of Gesthemane - a place of torment, denial and guilt.

[GirlinContempt]

5. oh no!

[DS1]

4. I've never been to one

I can make pasta at home :shrug:

[GirlinContempt]

6. But Scudworth probably can't

:cry:

[Midlodemocrat]

13. But can you make all you can eat salad and breadsticks? Didn't think so.

[DS1]

16. no, because that would require going to the store at some point

to make more. dumbass.

[Midlodemocrat]

17. You don't have unlimited supplies in your home?

I'm sorry, you douchebag.

:cry:

[bicentennial_baby]

7. What would you know, Operative?

Canadian Operative, that is :eyes:

[GirlinContempt]

8. LOOK UP ATWATER

[Deep13]

9. I haven't been breast-feed in like forever.

Actually it was never. The 1960s you know.
:evilgrin:

[GirlinContempt]

12. Horrors!

[Deep13]

14. I know it. In the '60s good stuff came in cans.

:shrug:

[Tommy_Carcetti]

11. You know, I haven't pondered Nicole Kidman aging in a long while myself n/t

[GirlinContempt]

15. Pity

[Prisoner_Number_Six]

18. I do love their Alfredo sauce.

:9

[GirlinContempt]

19. Uh oh

[Iggo]

20. Neither have I.

And seriously, forever. I mean I've never been there.