Mama mia! When it rains, it POURS!

[trof]

With this 4th GUARANTEED money-making e-mail this week, I'm about to surpass Soros and Bill Gates in net worth.
What on earth have I done to deserve all this good fortune?
Clean living?
Naaahhh

Greetings and Compliments.

I have gotten your contact from the internet, listed as a business
professional whose business might need some additional finance and this
makes me feel I may make a sincere proposition to you, and I have decided
to make this preposition to you in good faith, which relates to a
realistic and genuinely
simplistic business opening that needs the participation of a person with
your expertise, and ingenuity and a clear indication to trustworthiness
and sincerity.

I am a lawyer as you may need to know and I represent the interest of a
client who is a Brother in Islam as well who has made an offer to me
which is most lucrative, my correspondence with you from hence is dictated
by the need for us to get the participation of a neutral foreigner who
will assist us perfect the transaction.

My client was a prominent figure in the Military Politics and rule of my
country for about ten years and he has had complicity in a few economic
scandals and a host of litigations too he has had a lot of his physical
and monetary assets seized by the Nigerian Government who consider him as
a part of the corrupt machinery of the then Military Government; now he
has a substantial amount deposited in a bank in Nigeria (US$ 25. M.) and
he is very scared that this account will be discovered because similar
accounts in Switzerland and England were previously discovered and
frozen by the governments of those countries in collaboration with the
Government of Nigeria.

Precisely, my clients family have just returned US$ 1B. to the government
of Nigeria under the direction of the Swiss banking authorities, this is
a confirmable matter, even as the existence of the funds mentioned is
confirmable. Now it is his intention to migrate with his family out of
Nigeria towards the Middle East and he depends so much on these fund,
thus he is looking for a reliable and trustworthy person who will receive
the money discreetly and then transfer the money at a latter date to a
neutral account to be established in Lebanon when he finally succeeds
with his emigration plan.

If you accept my proposition and agree to participate in this
transaction, you will in no case whatsoever undertake risk, expend money
or execute any unreasonable task, whereas you will be well renumerated,
in principle you will receive 10% of the amount transferred into your
account once the transaction is completed.

Apart from this there is another sum of Money, held up in a Security
company (In Cash) in Netherlands, the Money was earmarked for the support
of the cause of Islam and Muslims, but it was never retrieved before the
demise of my clients father, this money can be retrievable if we get
someone willing to retrieve it and clear outstanding demurrages accrued
so far. The money in Netherlands is Thirty one Million American Dollars
in one hundred dollar bills.

Since I do not know in what vain you will take this missive I have kept
the information peripheral, I will be posited to give further information
upon your acceptance and will also introduce you to my client
eventually.
I hope I will be able to work with you earnestly unto our joint success.

I await your response eagerly.

Respectfully,

Abu Kyari.

Boy, Abu is kinda long winded. Almost every paragraph is ONE sentence.
whew

[terrya]

1. You're destined for vast riches, trof...

FOUR emails!! And I've only gotten one. :-)

Terry

[madrchsod]

2. this type of scam is

also ran in a overseas car buying scam. i read an entertaining account between a guy in the us and these scammers. it`s was funy ,the guy actually started scamming them..it was very funny!!