The Good Advice thread.

[redqueen]

Don't microwave bacon. It's just not right. Bake it if you like, but microwave bacon is an abomination. I joked about this earlier and nobody seemed to think it was a big deal, but it is!





Now you, please. :)

[taterguy]

1. Use your education, don't let your education use you

Good advice I got from the Dead Kennedys back in 1985

[Parche]

2. what?

I always microwave bacon


the only way to fry...............:hi:

[DarkTirade]

3. Good idea: Playing piccolo in a marching band.

Bad idea: Playing piano in a marching band.

[Fire Walk With Me]

4. Click this link.

It's not a Rick Roll:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=show_topic&forum=105&topic_id=7140909

[Ptah]

5. Find a bus stop with shade.

[no name no slogan]

6. 1) Don't trust whitey

2) The Lord loves a workin' man
3) See a doctor and get it fixed

[Perry Logan]

7. Never lend money to a man with a sense of humor.

[leeroysphitz]

8. Never trust a junky. NT

[Amerigo Vespucci]

9. Never eat anything bigger than your head.

Seriously.

I created a Web Site for a local Japanese restaurant...some of you might remember the Dragon Roll I used to have as my signature pic:



ANYWAY...

I'd also sent an email to the local restaurant review Web Site. One of the two main partners on this site referred to my email and wrote in his review "I am imagining rolls bigger than my head and taking home a doggie bag for snacking on later in the afternoon back in the office"...

Come ON...when the hell is quality sushi anything other than unbelievably expensive and smaller than you imagined?

I replied to his review with "Sorry you didn't care for it. I looked back at my May 3rd email and I didn't promise you rolls bigger than your head. Prices are downtown Campbell prices. It wasn't my intention to set false expectations, but obviously I did."

For the record, this guy ALWAYS whines about the portions versus the prices. I'm firmly convinced he has a tapeworm.

That said, boys and girls, NEVER eat anything bigger than your head.

:toast:

[Fire Walk With Me]

10. Whack your porcupine.

(Had to due to Amerigo's reference.)

[zabet]

11. Don't go to

GD:P right now, it's
scary over there since
last night.
:scared:

[lizziegrace]

12. Be careful what you wish for

you just might get it... x(

[sakabatou]

13. Don't view hentai as your first anime.

[triguy46]

14. Courtesy is always in season.