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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:49 PM
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Tired of the crap, Rabrrrrrr held a caucus in his house last night, electing Natalie Portman (naked)
Edited on Wed Jan-09-08 05:50 PM by Rabrrrrrr
with a write in vote for president.

Kirsten Dunst (naked) to be Vice President.

Oddly enough, all republican AND democratic representatives voted for this ticket, making the November election unnecessary, though as a formality it will still be held.



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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:50 PM
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1. Replace Natalie with Thom Yorke, and Kirsten with David Thewlis,
and you will get my support.

Otherwise, no. :P
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Orrex Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:01 PM
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12. Way to be a divider, redqueen
Why not a Portman/Thewlis ticket? I mean, he's already been Naked, and she's been Closer, so why not?
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NightWatcher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:51 PM
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2. post useless without pics damnit. You know this
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:51 PM
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3. What? You can't see them?
:shrug:

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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:56 PM
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4. I will not vote for naked but invisible women.
Nuh-uh.
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quip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:06 PM
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13. I feel your pain, Peake. And so I give. Give, give, give. It's all I do:
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Fire Walk With Me Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 01:13 AM
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18. You have both gained my vote.
Edited on Thu Jan-10-08 01:13 AM by Peake
Edit: Thank you, proud patriots.
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SPKrazy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 05:57 PM
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5. heh
okay

they prolly aren't old enough to be prez though

:rofl:
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GoddessOfGuinness Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:28 PM
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6. Did she taste like collard greens?
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:32 PM
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7. Given this post, I doubt it was a caucus you were holding.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:33 PM
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8. But do they have cool slogans
like "ridin' the wave"? Cuz that's what I look for in a candidate. Though naked attractiveness is nice, too.
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Rabrrrrrr Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 06:44 PM
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9. Natalie's was "End mimetic desire!" and Kirsten's was "Rub Rabrrrrrr's Feet!"
"feet" of course being a Biblical euphemism, ala Boaz.

Kirsten can't help herself when she's around me.
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Critters2 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 08:38 PM
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10. She expects to get elected without mimetic desire?
Wow. I wish all candidates were that committed.

Do you generally have cold "feet"?
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PVnRT Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 09:53 PM
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11. Why were you holding a caucus while naked?
Did you choose candidates via which orgy you plunged into?
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Ellen Forradalom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:52 PM
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14. Let me get this straight
You had two naked women, yet you resorted to holding your own caucus?

Sad, man, sad.
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:53 PM
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Now that's a ticket I can get behind.
And in front of. And between. And...
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:53 PM
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15. Nice post ,Pev.
:evilgrin:
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NNadir Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Jan-09-08 11:56 PM
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16. Speaking of naked Presidential candidates, suppose you were a
New York City cop assigned to escort Judith Nathan to the Hamptons?

Suppose you had to think of Rudy Guiliani naked with her?

What then?
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madrchsod Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Jan-10-08 12:21 AM
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17. from this


great movie!

to this




and to this





i guess i`ll see if the last picture get`s me a time out
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