A Simple Plan for More Sex

[qb]

I somehow got on the Men's Health e-mail list, so I get regular dating tips from "The Girl Next Door". Here's her latest:

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A Simple Plan for More Sex

...A simple statement like, "Hey, we should plan a trip to Europe in the next few years" makes a girl's heart bloat up like an abused liver. And when it comes to hearts, swelling is a good thing...
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Question for DU women: (just out of curiosity) Does this really work?

[MissMillie]

1. no (n/t)

.

[supernova]

2. It would for me

or any trip of some description would work. I.e., the idea that you would get out of your normal routine and have the opportunity to be pampered a little.

[quip]

3. Even simpler: bathe more often

Brush more often, too. :hi:

[billyskank]

4. Valentine

[BarenakedLady]

7. LOL!!!

:rofl:

[redqueen]

16. That's sad.

[billyskank]

17. It is or I am?

:(

[redqueen]

19. IT is.

I hate the idea that people lie to each other about that most intimate of things, and for something as cheap as sex. :(

[billyskank]

20. Sex is not cheap for me.

I mostly find neither it nor love.

[redqueen]

21. Hookers are cheap.

:shrug:

[billyskank]

22. Okay, this conversation isn't going in a direction I like.

[redqueen]

23. Well if it's only sex one is after...

sorry, didn't mean to be offensive.

[billyskank]

24. I should never have posted it.

:banghead:

[redqueen]

26. Sorry!

I do think it's very sad though.

[LynneSin]

5. Being that one of the those girls stated she has to rely on vibrators to relieve herself

since Hef wasn't doing the job

I suspect these girls know shit

[Missy Vixen]

14. That wasn't lost on me, either

Of course, Hef has such a big ego that it wouldn't bother him at all.

Any other woman reading her comments now knows that he's not all that, is he?

:rofl:
Julie

[billyskank]

6. "Bloat up like an abused liver."

That's so romantic.

[pokerfan]

15. That writer's got some mad skills

I thought it was funny.

[MissB]

8. No. A simple "I love you" works so much better.

[LeftyMom]

9. From the right guy "it might rain tuesday" is pure sexiness.

If a healthy couple has to work at their sex life, they likely have compatibility issues.

Edit: And the word for a woman who exchanges sex for vacations and other presents is 'whore'.

[PVnRT]

13. A trip to Europe is expensive - I'd go with "courtesan" there

[Pierre.Suave]

10. it is easy for me

all I need to do is go furniture shopping...

:rofl:

[unpossibles]

11. a trip to Europe would work for me...

but I am a whore and proud of it.

Oh wait - they're saying to lie about a trip to Europe? Yeah... that'll never come back to haunt them... :eyes:

[youthere]

12. Hell I'd settle for a trip to the movies.

but then, I'm kind of a slut that way.

[lost-in-nj]

18. Just about now

a trip over a rock would work....



:yoiks: :yoiks:


lost

[KG]

25. hell, that's not a simple plan.

there are easier ways to get more sex.

for instance, i just lick my eyebrows while chatting up a babe. :)