Post the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow.

[Fire Walk With Me]

[NightWatcher]

1. a regular swallow?

[Oeditpus Rex]

2. What do you mean?

An African swallow or a European swallow? :shrug:

[Fire Walk With Me]

6. Whu? How should I know...

Aaaaaaaaaa.........

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14. We need an official MP post day....

To augment the normal, everyday MP refs! :hi:

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11. We have a winnah!

:thumbsup:

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

3. Velocity has nothing to do with it.

It's how he grips it.

[Oeditpus Rex]

5. It's not a matter of where he *grips* it

It's a simple matter of weight ratios. A five-ounce bird cannot carry a one-pound cocoanut. It's that simple.

[deepthought42]

7. What if two swallows carried it together? n/t

[HiFructosePronSyrup]

8. Wait a minute...

supposing two swallows carried it together?

[Parche]

4. What if You Spit instead?

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Fire Walk With Me]

9. I knew that one was coming.

;)

[Parche]

10. redqueen made me post it

:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

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13. You're the best straight man in the Lounge!

Nice jacket ;-)

:hi:

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16. The double-entendres aren't too childish?

:crazy:

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17. Okaaaay

IBTL :rofl: :hi:

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12. A DUzy!

Tempered by The Lounge Factor, no doubt. :mad:

[SteppingRazor]

15. 11 meters per second, or 24 miles an hour.

Yes, the Internet has EVERYTHING.


http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/

[NewJeffCT]

19. I had looked that up before, too.

I assume you knew Ninevah was also the capitol of Assyria, too.

[WritingIsMyReligion]

18. African or European?

:P

[cabraverde]

20. Is it carrying a coconut?

I am not sure how fast an unladen swallow can fly. This is only because I normally see coconut carrying birds.
The last swallow I clocked using RADAR was traveling at 3.14159 MPH but this was an african swallow who had a particularly large coconut in its talons.