I was called a troll for the first time today

[LostinVA]

I've been called many, many things publicly and privately on here, but today I was called a troll for the first time.

I'm so proud.

Celebrate with me.

[unpossibles]

1. woot

enjoy your stay, Kitler.

[LostinVA]

21. I don't drink with you

[unpossibles]

27. aw, I'm sorry

Here: first round's on me.


:toast: :beer: :beer: :toast: :party: :toast: :silly: :silly: :beer: :beer: :blush: :applause: :spray: :grouphug: :loveya: :beer: :beer: :spank: :wow: :silly: :smoke: :puke:

[seemunkee]

2. Weeeeeee!

:party: :party: :party:

[LostinVA]

20. Let's celebrate

[MrCoffee]

3. finally, someone had enough spine to stand up for the truth!

:rofl:

[LostinVA]

7. As someone said, I must be "The Michael Jordan of Trolls"

Since I have over 30,000 posts.

[MrCoffee]

12. whatever. i knew you were a troll since 12,982...that one was a dead giveaway

[LostinVA]

19. Shit -- I knew that post gave it away

[LeftyMom]

14. And you got a hawt DUer to marry you.

You could cash all those troll points in for an aircraft carrier.

[LostinVA]

17. I'd accept a Porsche, in lieu of the aircraft carrier

[Richard Steele]

23. That's when I first became suspicious!

As a "cover story" for a DU troll, that was just too perfect! :rofl:

[LeftyMom]

28. Her "wife" did get ts'd too.

Maybe Mr. 50 Posts and an Attitude Problem is onto something.

[LostinVA]

31. Actually

That's surprisingly not who called me a troll.

[LeftyMom]

42. Oooh, I need a linkie then.

/me looks around for torch and pitchfork

[LostinVA]

47. Check your PM

[LostinVA]

33. Have you paid your bills yet, btw?

[Richard Steele]

51. LOL!

:thumbsup:@ "50 Posts and an Attitude Problem" :rofl:

[LostinVA]

30. No -- we made it more perfect by having DUers in attendance

And a DUer for an officiant.

[Richard Steele]

46. Yup- the whole thing was just TOO well-documented to be believable!!

People get married every day without any DU witnesses at all,
but you clearly felt some guilty need to have a BUNCH of them...
way more than any normal wedding!

What are you trying to hide? :tinfoilhat: :rofl: :tinfiolhat:

[Pierre.Suave]

4. Nice post

Truman...

[LostinVA]

16. Who you calling Truman?

Truman.

[Pierre.Suave]

38. Nice post

Eisenhower.

[LostinVA]

41. Nice post

Taft.

[Pierre.Suave]

67. Nice post...

Kennedy.

[flvegan]

5. First time to your face, maybe.

[LostinVA]

10. You're probably right

[Midlodemocrat]

6. Nice post, Oprah. I've known it all along.

That whole lesbian thing is just an act. You're a total freeper.

[LostinVA]

11. I'm really, really good at the lesbian act

[Parche]

8. By Another DU'r?

Shame on them..............:grr: :hi:

[LostinVA]

13. Yep

Shame on them.

[LeftyMom]

9. You're a troll and a TOOL OF THE PATRIARCHY!!11!

There, I dragged that back to familiar territory for you.

[LostinVA]

15. Thank you -- I'm used to be called a tool of the patriachy

[krispos42]

25. Hmmm... perhaps matriarchy would be more appropriate

At least, in terms of tool usage...





:hide:
:-)

[Chovexani]

76. I hear tools of the patriarchy are on sale at Home Depot

Better tell Haruka. :D

[LostinVA]

80. Damn... they're closed!!!

[NewJeffCT]

44. The two of you are both tools of the patriarchy!

and the oligarchy and the kleptocracy.

[LeftyMom]

45. OMG, that reminds me,

I need to pick up some more razors while they're on sale.

[LostinVA]

50. That reminds me

I need to order more...damn it, my post will probably get deleted. That product that was discussed in the glorious "Politics of Body Hair" thread.

[lost-in-nj]

18. w00t

he says WELCOME TO MY WORLD!!!





HI!!!!!



lost

[LostinVA]

22. You're totally not a troll

[MrCoffee]

24. yeah, pr0n is just what this thread needs...sheesh.

[tigereye]

26. that's weird...

:wtf:


these days it seems like anyone who doesn't like someone else's candidate is called a troll. Sad sign of the times...

[LostinVA]

32. Yeah -- things seem seem much nastier than during the 2004 primaries

[Dr. Strange]

29. This makes me sad...

I still haven't been called a troll. Or a freeper. Or a stud-muffin.

:cry:

[LostinVA]

34. It's okay

My widdle Freeper, troll, stud-muffin. There, there.

[Dr. Strange]

61. A pity call-out?

Oh well, better than nothing.

:party:

[flvegan]

40. Only because it would be insulting to trolls and freepers.

[Dr. Strange]

62. I'm not even going to dignify that with a response!

[NewJeffCT]

43. wow, I got called a Freeper & a troll on the first thread I started

Back in October of 2003, I had asked for help in debunking some BS about Bill Clinton. Part of that request was cutting & pasting a portion of that email I had received... which (of course) led to somebody accusing me of being a Freeper and a troll because they skipped over the part that read something like "I'm new here, please help me debunk this garbage about Bill Clinton that I got from a RW acquiantence."

Luckily, somebody stepped up and corrected the people that were calling me out as a Freeper and/or a troll.

[Dr. Strange]

63. That was YOU? Why haven't you been banned yet?

I'm alerting on you right now! (As soon as MrCoffee gets off the phone with Skinner.)

[FloridaJudy]

71. The same thing happened to me

For exactly the same reason. I think it must be some sort of DU rite of passage.

Actually, it's fairly easy to spot a real troll.....

[IronLionZion]

52. BS, that's exactly what a troll would say!

YOU ARE SUCH A FREEPER TROLL!!! You're busted now. ;)

[Dr. Strange]

65. Nice use of capital letters!

[Pierre.Suave]

54. FREEPER TROLL!!

There, you happy now?

[Dr. Strange]

66. Nope--needs more cowbell.

[Reverend_Smitty]

35. Is it just me or do the primary wars this time around seem worse than 04?

or maybe they are the same/worse but the passage of time softens the memories.

Either way I'm stayin' the hell out of GD-P today...it's "krazy" with a "K" in there!

[DarkTirade]

36. Are you made of plastic and do you have tall, spiky hair? :)

[stuntcat]

37. was it by a fellow Democrat?

'cause if there's one thing I've learned at DU it's that fighting with other Democrats is so important :eyes:

Name-calling's kinda desperate usually.. I'm pretty sure you're not a troll! :hi:

[Gormy Cuss]

39. Don't let anyone get your goat.

Some posters are too green to be subtle.


on edit: you're such a troll.

[no name no slogan]

48. drinks are on me

:toast:

I love it when some n00b with a join date from 2007 and with post count in the 100s calls you a troll. That's GOLD.

[IronLionZion]

49. Welcome to the club!

It's a rite of passage around here. Didn't you know we're all trolls here? Oh yes, even Skinner.

:toast:

[LostinVA]

56. You have a Dean picture in your sig -- YOU ARE A TROLL

[Kucinich4America]

84. That's not Dean, it's Biden

Don't you Freepers know the difference?

[Marrah_G]

53. Probably just another fairweather Dem/Progressive

They go poof when their pet projects are gone.

Or some asshat from Freeperville stirring up shit.

[Pierre.Suave]

55. For the record...

I got called a troll too. By someone with 140 posts in a thread I started about Obama.

[LostinVA]

57. Sometimes I think people have a lot of projection going on

[Pierre.Suave]

68. I agree

They cant seem to help themselves.

[soleft]

58. when someone calls you a brownshirt, get back to me

[LostinVA]

60. I've been called that already

[soleft]

69. So is troll then kind of a step back?

Or is it a latteral move?

[LostinVA]

73. That's a good question

I shall consult Midlo's posse.

[redwitch]

59. You are a late bloomer.

It's OK though, now that you are on your way, there will be no stopping you!

[LanternWaste]

64. Return to Valley of the Trolls.

I raise my can of root beer and salute you in your success. I'm now seriously considering naming my first born LostinVA...

[Starbucks Anarchist]

70. Did this guy say it?

[LaurenG]

72. Troll? You are a really bad troll!

How dare you have an opinion. :rofl:


*btw what was that in the butter?

[LostinVA]

74. I have no clue

We bought new "European" butter from Trader Joe's.

[Generic Brad]

75. Are you having a Don King hair day?

That could possibly explain the reference. Especially if your hair color is bright pink or neon blue.

[Darth_Kitten]

77. I'm very happy for you!!

a day to treasure for sure. :)

[Quantess]

78. Cheers to that!

I was called a troll once, when I had about 100 posts. People misunderstood my attempt at humor in a gravely serious thread. Then someone searched my posts, and posted "look at this troll". That hurt my feelings. My attempt at a cheap laugh failed badly for me as a newbie. :-(

[otherlander]

79. Damn.

The best I ever got called was a "goalpost-mover".

Whatever the hell that meant.

[JackBeck]

81. Now you know how it feels.

When someone claims you are something other than what you actually are.

[Mythsaje]

82. Tell the truth

someone spotted you crawling out from underneath a bridge to harass some billy goats, right?

;)

[Kucinich4America]

83. Hell, I got called an "Obamabot" last night

Now I don't have anything against Barack (well, maybe one thing, but let's keep THAT out of the Lounge threads)but it would seem some folks need a refresher course in reading comprehension.

Even if I hadn't switched to the Seahawks logo over the weekend, they probably still would have missed it.

[Skittles]

85. YOU WANT I SHOULD KICK SOME NAME-CALLING ASS???

JUST SAY THE WORD MY SWEET

[Lady Freedom]

86. Skittles on war path!! Run, run away!!!!

:yoiks:

[MonkeyFunk]

87. welcome to the club!

I've been called a troll many times because I have the audacity to defend Democrats on this board.

Whatever our previous disagreements were, I have no doubt you're a solid Dem. Don't let the idiots get you down.

[Kucinich4America]

88. You defend Democrats?

I thought it was just Hillary. :evilgrin:

[GoddessOfGuinness]

89. You're good! Still trolling after 30, 500 posts!

I'm impressed, you freeptard, you! :rofl: