Best Heavy Metal song title

[DS1]

just cuz we gotta be fair...

(one of these is real)

[meegbear]

1. War Pigs

'nuf sed.

[jus_the_facts]

9. "SWEET LEAF"

:smoke:

[Coventina]

2. That's what Osaka Seafood Concern is All About!

I *had* to vote for the company loyalty song!
:D

[DS1]

3. *grin*

I couldn't remember where that came from, but it's been stuck in my head for days :crazy:

Perhaps this thread will exorcise my Osaka Seafood Concern Daemons...

[CanuckAmok]

18. Perhaps you may want to open a franchise in your home prefrecture...

"Out of my way, loafers! Can't you see that I am serious?!"

[slackdude]

4. Take your Daughter to the Slaughter

Not the best song mind you, but a great title.

[asthmaticeog]

5. Other

A real one: "The Power of a Thousand Satanic Black Moons"

Artist: Boulder.

They rule.

So which is the real one? "Blowtorched Entropic Bowel Syndrome" sounds like a Carcass song, but "The Ballad Of Ed Gein" is pretty damn palusible, too. Are you SURE there's only one real one?

[DS1]

6. The real one

was Hammer Smash Face by Cannibal Corpse (I think), the rest I made up, but there's nothing stopping them from existing :shrug:

[asthmaticeog]

7. Oh, your real one isn't quite real

That CC tune is called "Hammer Smashed Face."

Sorry to nitpick!

[DS1]

8. oh, it's kinda hard to hear the 'ed in the song

Oh well.

[sasquatch]

10. "Kill'em all"

The best metal album title.

[SOteric]

11. Sphincter of Doom.

I don't know why that gives me a sudden urge to phone my brother.

:shrug:

[absyntheNsugar]

12. "On the Rag" by the Mentors

And the lyrics are seriously wrong too...

Not gonna write em either - if you're so inclined google them.

[tigereye]

13. oh my stomach hurts from laughing

and I'm not even a metal fan. Thanks. Although I did see Sabbath and Blue Oyster Cult on the same bill in college. And then had to spend the night in the college parking lot in winter, since we got back too late to get back in the dorm. My only metal experience.

Godzilla is my favorite.

[Elidor]

14. Crash Course in Brain Surgery!

Cliff'em all!

[Mr.Green93]

15. new abortion , by slipknot

[ProudGerman]

16. Premenstrual Princess Blues

By S.O.D. (Stormtroopers of Death)

"Kill yourself" is also a pretty good metal song name, its by the same band.

[CanuckAmok]

17. "Your Kid Committed Suicide Because You Suck"

By "Anal Cunt", who also gave the world:

"You Play on a Softball Team"

"I Lit Your Baby on Fire"

and...

"Pottery is Gay"

[MrSlayer]

20. The Original song title was "Conner Clapton killed himself because....

his father sucks" AC is funny if terribly untalented.

[Kat45]

23. "terribly untalented" is quite the understatement

regarding that band. I had to review a disc of theirs once, and I my words were probably not nearly that kind.

[MrSlayer]

19. Hammer Smashed Face by Cannibal Corpse.....

Out of your choices. "Angel of Death" by Slayer is the greatest Heavy Metal song ever.

[DS1]

22. We're just talking titles here

:7 Feel free to start an actual best heavy metal song thread

[Spirochete]

21. Shrunken and Mummified Bitch

by Pungent Stench.

Or Splatterday Night Fever.

[DS1]

24. kick for KC