The GoPsUx 3rd one time only Poetry thread..

[Guava Jelly]

(cue the bongo's)

The loving scorpions of my violent peace.

While piecing together this simple yet complexed puzzle in my reclusive jelly mind.
I heard dismembered mute Pigeons of frolicking immobility coo many lies of truth in my ear.
I've seen distraught earthworms lambada and writhe in desperate attempts to fly to France.
Where is my sloth?
Where is my gluttony?
Where is my Hamster?
Yet the windshield of my soul while pounded yet splattered with pterodactyl kisses gives me hope!
It gives me gas.
It awards me wedgies.
It gives..
I feel sorrow or was it a chicken?
The police are coming I must flee.
All is Bacon all is bits.
All is..



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GoPsUx was born on a pilot ship although he has been known to tell it whilst holding his tongue.
He is best remembered for his poem "Twice cooked llama"
:dunce: (Yeah I'm bored)

[Tuesday Afternoon]

1. All is

Bacon Bits

[Guava Jelly]

2. Damn those bits!!!

Damn the Gawds!!! :crazy:
:D :hi:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

8. and don't forget

those dangly bits.
:blush:

:yoiks:













:silly:

:rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

11. Yes!!! The dangling participles of hope...I shall never forget those!!

They sway to and fro as the ghost of a sheet in the wind.:crazy:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

13. oh.snap!

that was MOST excellent

[Guava Jelly]

15. It was

Or was it?

[Tuesday Afternoon]

23. it was, what it was and what it was

was this:


:crazy: and, I think in the interest of sanity, I will stop here. However, just between me and you -- could probably keep this silliness up all night. The stars are aligned (or something like that)

[Guava Jelly]

25. But why is the pancake oppressing the rabbit and why don't more care?

I could keep it up as well..But my aging ass needs to hit the sack.
Just remember this.
In the land of slime the worm with the towel is king....I have said to much.
Good night :yoiks:

[Tuesday Afternoon]

26. good night, silly

we will talk of cabbages and kings another night :hug:

[RainDog]

3. wow

it's like Dylan, or Cox. :toast:

[Guava Jelly]

5. Or that of an imbecile.

:rofl:

[RainDog]

27. Don't talk about Dewey Cox that way n/t

[puerco-bellies]

4. Barret clad beatnik applause

Snap, snap, snap.

[Guava Jelly]

6. Like solid Daddy - O

[DarkTirade]

7. ... now I understand.

The ultimate truths in the universe have unfolded before me.

I understand more than I ever have before.

The universe is at my fingertips.

Cheese.

[Guava Jelly]

9. Maybe this universe..

But what of the worms?
That is for another time..
Go forth now and save this world my learned apprentice.
You are now a God among men!

[DarkTirade]

18. The worms will keep.

The men, however, will be eaten by them in the end.

And that is the difference between men and gods.

For gods will be studied by mean.

Who will be eaten by worms.

And in the end, the worms become the gods.

Cardboard.

[Guava Jelly]

20. .....

You are ready.

[DarkTirade]

22. I was always ready.

I just did not know what I know now.

Petunias.

[Dangerously Amused]

10. TWICE COOKED LLAMA?!!?

My eyes scream projectile tears.


:cry:

[Guava Jelly]

12. It was our Llama..It was our...

hope..
It was....
I am in pain.
Your tears stab me!
They cut me to the tune of http://youtube.com/watch?v=rmCpOKtN8ME
;(

[Dangerously Amused]

14. Damn you.

Stop making me laugh when I'm trying to be all tormented and artistic and darkly poetic and sh!t.

[Guava Jelly]

17. I can't help it..

I was born
:rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

16. Damn, but you are too funny, my dear GoPsUx!

:rofl:

:rofl:


:hug:

[Guava Jelly]

19. I was being series!1!!!11

You laugh at my pain :mad: :rofl:

[CaliforniaPeggy]

21. C'mere...

This is for you...:hug: :loveya:

I would never really laugh at your pain, sweetie...

[Guava Jelly]

24. All is well..the leaves can sleep now!

Thanks Calpeg :loveya: