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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:23 PM
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I just cleaned up a sour cream spill with a dirty sock..Ask me anything.
:wtf:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:24 PM
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1. Will you sprinkle chives on your feet before wearing them?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:26 PM
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2. Maybe not chives but most definitely bacon bits
:D
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lutefisk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:29 PM
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3. How will you get it off the sock and back into the container?
Scrape it off with a spoon or wring it out?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:30 PM
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4. You can kinda just suck it out.
Okay I admit it....I am a Dirty Sock Sucker!!
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datasuspect Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:34 PM
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5. "sour cream" is this a new euphemism?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:35 PM
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7. I have no idea
It sort of just flew out of my chili. :dunce:
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gmoney Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:35 PM
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6. Lara, why are you posting under GoGsUx's account?
And why did you give JackMN the sour cream?
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:40 PM
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8. I already hacked her account.
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 09:41 PM by GoPsUx
me/for your eyes only/hey big boy/ahem.jpg
It is to die for....I hope she didn't move the pictures or I didn't mess up copying the link :P
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Pool Hall Ace Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:41 PM
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11. GoGsUx? Goddess of Guiness does not suck!
I like her! :hi:
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Wcross Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:40 PM
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9. No dogs, huh?
Not only would that spill have been cleaned up in my home automatically, they would stay on station to assist me in ANY OTHER spill I may suffer.
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:41 PM
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12. Three cats..
If i dropped a tuna sandwich it would be on! :D
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:40 PM
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10. So now how will you be able to tell it from your other socks














:hide:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:43 PM
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13. Sour cream dries much different than body secretions
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 09:44 PM by GoPsUx
:hide: Good question :rofl:
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LeftyMom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:44 PM
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14. Do you ever wonder why you're not married?
:rofl:
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Guava Jelly Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 09:46 PM
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15. It is because you women are way to fucking smart!
I'm holding out for brain dead simpleton..Maybe I am in the wrong party..:crazy:
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