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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:53 PM
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OMG, I got the Obama email
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"

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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:54 PM
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1. I'm divorcing you...
x(

And I need lunch. Stat.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:19 PM
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12. an anullment would be faster
i'll be there in an hour with lunch. :hug:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:20 PM
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13. Again, you fib!!
You will not be here, and I'm starving... .x(

Bitch.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:21 PM
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14. i'm sorry you broke both of your legs, and your hands
:hug:
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bicentennial_baby Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:22 PM
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15. Oh you're gonna get it when you get home...
If I ever get off the couch, that is... :rofl:

And don't post huggy smilies at me, I'm not one of your GDP playthings! :mad:
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:24 PM
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16. heh heh
:rofl:

:loveya:

:hug:

:kiss:

better? :P
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MrCoffee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:55 PM
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2. i wouldn't open any attachments from me in the next couple of days
Edited on Fri Jan-04-08 12:55 PM by MrCoffee
if i were you
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:55 PM
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3. OBAMA ATTACKS!!
How dare he say that about Hillary!

:D
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flvegan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:56 PM
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4. You should post this in GD: P.
:popcorn:

I'm an enabler.
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Midlodemocrat Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:59 PM
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6. I completely agree with this post, even though it concerns me.
:thumbsup:
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LSK Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:59 PM
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7. I did
Last night.

But that thread got moved to the lounge.

:(
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redqueen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:57 PM
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5. I'm not going to say what I wanted to say.
Cause I don't wanna get tsk-tsked or risk offending you.

But PTHBHTHBHHTHBT! just the same. :)
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:00 PM
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8. ZING!!!!
Nice move!
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:06 PM
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10. thank you, thank you
i wonder what the concern trolls are up to?
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crim son Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:00 PM
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9. Got me again.
*sigh*
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racaulk Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:12 PM
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11. This post left me very concerned.
:rofl:
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kaiden Donating Member (811 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:47 PM
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17. Come here, sniffa. You need a good spanking.
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:02 PM
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18. nice
:woohoo:
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THUNDER HANDS Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:07 PM
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19. i find it odd that I still read the entire joke, even though I know from the first two words...
that it's THAT joke.

<sigh>
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madinmaryland Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:07 PM
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20. Nice post, Huckabee...


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Gormy Cuss Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:10 PM
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21. That's "OMFG," moran. n/t
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MissMillie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 02:13 PM
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22. that wasn't very nice
don't do that again.
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