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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 04:55 PM
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Official Best Joke of 2007!
Donald Rumsfeld is giving the president his daily briefing. He concludes by saying: "Yesterday, 3 Brazilian soldiers were killed."

"OH NO!" the President exclaims. "That's terrible!"

His staff sits stunned at this display of emotion, nervously watching as the President sits, head in hands.

Finally, the President looks up and asks, "How many is a brazillion?"
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alarimer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 05:03 PM
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1. That's it. I'm alerting
(just kidding).
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ncrainbowgrrl Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 06:35 PM
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2. A brazillion thanks for that one!
Never too late for one last retelling of that story
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Renew Deal Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 07:22 PM
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3. I posted it with a bazillion gratitude
:D
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nadine_mn Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 08:12 PM
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4. When did a Brazillion jump the shark?
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qwertyMike Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 08:29 PM
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5. I tried this one a few days ago
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Generic Brad Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 09:20 PM
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6. Are you sure that isn't 2005's best joke?
Perhaps a classic never goes out of style. (Which means I am not a classic).
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no name no slogan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 09:21 PM
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7. best video of 2007
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TroubleMan Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 01:29 AM
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11. or this one:
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 09:33 PM
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8. The Vancouver Canucks offense
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Amerigo Vespucci Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Dec-31-07 09:35 PM
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9. I thought it was the "Then the bartended said 'I was talking to the pig'" joke...
...because that's the best joke of 2007 or ANY year.

:evilgrin:
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Occam Bandage Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Jan-04-08 12:39 AM
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10. Here I thought it was 2003's best joke.
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