Baby Born At White Castle (womyn knew she was pregnant)

[leeroysphitz]

But needed some Flavored Chicken rings to help ease labor pains.

[Heidi]

1. How does that work? Are the labor pains offset by the gas pains?

:shrug:

[krispos42]

2. They don't call'em "Slyders" for nuttin'...

Puts the kid on the express elevator, if you know what I mean!

:rofl:

[Heidi]

4. Reason No. 999 why I'm

child-free by choice. :scared:

[leeroysphitz]

7. Babies RULE. And rule and rule...

Jeez. I'm a 37 year old MALE and even I know that... :)

[Heidi]

8. Is that your child?????

Very sweet -- and even sweeter at a distance of 4,000 miles. :rofl: :spray:

[leeroysphitz]

9. You say that over the internet but If I gave you five minutes with him n person

the baby pheromones would give you such a wicked bad case of baby fever you'd be jumping in the sack with the first non-endomorphic homeless guy you saw at the bus station just to get one of your own...

Don't deny this. A father can always tell...

[Heidi]

10. Bwahahahahahahahaha!

Don't you know that the feline brain virus (aka "Craza Cat Woman" disease) with which I am obviously infected absolutely negates the effects of human babies? :rofl: :spray:

[leeroysphitz]

11. You have CCWD? I'm sorry I didn't know...

Please forgive my insensitivity...

[Heidi]

12. I forgive you, but

The Wiley and Excellent Boy Cat Named Ginger damns you to Perpetual Baby-Havin'-Hell for your insensitivity. :rofl: :spray:

[leeroysphitz]

13. Call me less than rational but I see no difference between Boy Cat Ginger

and Boy child Johnny. They both defactate in the house but only at the time and place of their choosing, they both ignore their Human masters when it suits them and they both wish for a life out of doors far away from their silly "owners".

[Heidi]

14. True, except that The Boy Cat Named Ginger

does not urinate or defecate indoors. He prefers to wander into my mother-in-law's adjacent rose garden, choose an interesting patch of newly-weeded soil, dig a small hole, and then defiantly do his business just as she's approaching to scold him. :rofl: :spray:

[leeroysphitz]

6. I don't. At all. But it sure sounds funny!

:)

[leeroysphitz]

3. Not offset but, in fact, completely neutralized!

Doctors in South Korea are working on a SYNTHETIC form of White Castle Hamburgers even as we speak.

[Heidi]

5. Link??????????

:rofl: :spray:

[DS1]

15. Is that pregnancy equivalent of a coffee and a smoke?

:D

[leeroysphitz]

16. Please, DSldo not be insensitive and hateful.

All pregnancies mays SEEM to people like you like you to be the result of Caffeine and alcohol but I assure you that most are the result of THE DEVIL and his evil, evil devilness.