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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:42 PM
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Why settle for the lesser evil? SATAN for President!
Can I count on your vote?
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henslee Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:45 PM
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1. Just like "The Omen"
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Exgeneral Donating Member (511 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:47 PM
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3. Well, after the antichrist, maybe Satan would be a welcome change
Edited on Fri Feb-06-04 05:48 PM by Exgeneral
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 06:27 PM
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12. Junior isn't the antichrist.
It's true that I own his soul, but I deeply regret the investment :evilfrown:

My son will do a much better job as world ruler when his day comes. But for now, we just need to get America back to the good old sinner's paradise it was in the 60's & 70's - just don't bring back Disco! That's all I ask.
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corporatewhore Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:46 PM
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2. Mine is going to Cthulhu
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:50 PM
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4. Cthulu is already on board with my ticket.
He's going to be the "Secretary of (Eating) Health(y) Human(s) Services"
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:51 PM
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5. Countdown 5...4...3...2...1...Locking
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:52 PM
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6. Now don't be like that, Jim!
Clark can always be my VP.

"The Prince of Darkness & The General" - has a Most Unholy ring to it, wouldn't you agree?
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BootinUp Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:54 PM
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7. Look I like humor
But don't you think comparing the candidates to Satan is a bit inflammatory?
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maddezmom Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:56 PM
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8. agree, better lounge act. :)
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 06:00 PM
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10. Well, since I AM Satan, I consider it a compliment!
What's inflammatory is moving the topic to the Lounge. I'm seriously launching a campaign here. Both parties have let me down with their pseudo-moralizing, and it's time an experienced candidate took charge. And I've been around for a long long time .
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HEyHEY Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 05:59 PM
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9. I don't know you don't look too confident in your pic there
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BL_Zebub Donating Member (473 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Feb-06-04 06:03 PM
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11. That's my baby picture. I'm a lot taller now!
You think I could have become the Lord of all Hell if I still looked like THAT?? :evilgrin:
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