Man Dies After Receiving Marathon Lap Dance At Strip Club

[matcom]

what a way to go :D

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PORT RICHEY - Until the tragic finish, Jason Transue was having quite a night at the strip club.

The 28-year-old went to the Brass Flamingo, an all-nude gentleman's club on U.S. 19, about 8 p.m. Friday, authorities said.

He sat near the center stage to take in the entertainment. Dancer Vicky Gloria noticed he was spending money freely, so she invited him to the "Champagne Room" for a private dance.

He accepted.

Transue paid for one 30-minute dance, then wanted another, and another.

The private session lasted more than two hours. All the while, Transue was "drinking heavily," Gloria told investigators. About 1 a.m., she asked some male employees to move Transue to another room so he could sleep.

Club employees checked on him periodically, according to an investigator's report. At 2 a.m., someone noticed he had no pulse and was not breathing. A manager called 911.

http://www.sptimes.com/2007/12/27/Hernando/Patron_dies_in_privat.shtml

[billyskank]

1. Lack of blood to the brain probably.

[matcom]

2. Mrs Matcom would say too MUCH blood to the man's "brain"

:rofl:

[Deja Q]

3. Quite. Anyone drinking that much would be a dickhead...

:rofl:

[Mrs.Matcom]

6. You know me so well!

I bet he had Priapism...the four hour erection! No wonder why they tell you to call your doctor if it happens!! :rofl:

[Pool Hall Ace]

4. I like the name of the author of the sptimes article.

Molly Moorhead :rofl:

[matcom]

5. GREAT catch!

:rofl:

[edbermac]

7. That's the way I wanna go out!!

[krispos42]

11. Not me...

I want to die at the age of 95, shot to death in the bed of a 23-year-old Victoria's Secret model, by her jealous boyfriend, after the third round of the night.

And then she cries at my funeral and cheers as his conviction!

:P

[JVS]

8. I call bullshit!

Remember how a while ago a stripclub let some college kid run up several thousand dollars worth of lapdances while shitfaced, and then sued him when he didn't pay up. I bet that if a customer dies, it's SOP to up his bill to the "Marathon Lapdance Session" just to make some more money on the customer's last visit. I demand video verification of their claims!

[Pierre.Suave]

9. I wonder if he is related to...

Dr. Emily Transue

http://www.amazon.com/Call-Doctors-Days-Nights-Residency/dp/0312324847/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1198947950&sr=8-2

Yes, I am reading this book right now too.

[krispos42]

10. Sounds like a lethal case of blue balls...

...must have exploded in his tightie whities!

:rofl:

[sasquatch]

12. I wonder if he get's to go to some cool section in heaven

[JVS]

14. I fear that there is no champagne room in heaven

:-(

[sasquatch]

16. I'm sure there is

[sarge43]

13. Well, the undertaker didn't have to put a smile on his face. n/t

[BlueIris]

15. ...egh. That poor dancer. People: put your bad health decisions on yourself, please, not others.

Damn.