Currently taking application for a "Ms. Claus"

Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 12:52 PM
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Currently taking application for a "Ms. Claus"

requirements are the following:

1) Must look great in a Ms Claus "uniform"

2) Must be willing to sit on Santa's lap. (I am Santa) :P

3) Checking Santa's "sack" optional but encouraged...

4) Must be willing to work flexible hours...

:P :P :P

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CaliforniaPeggy

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Mon Dec-24-07 01:02 PM
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1. Merry Christmas, my dear jasonc!

:spank:

:rofl:

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 01:04 PM
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2. Thank you

I hope you have a happy holiday as well.

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:34 PM
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3. None of the DU hotties want to apply?

Edited on Mon Dec-24-07 02:35 PM by jasonc

:-(

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SPKrazy

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:15 PM
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10. come on Peg applied

:shrug:

shes a hottie!

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:36 PM
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13. I wasnt aware she applied

She did wish me a Merry Xmas though.

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flvegan

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:38 PM
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4. Is there a health plan?

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:51 PM
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7. For you?

the health plan is, if you want to remain healthy, you will never again try to apply for the job of Ms. Claus...

:p

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Parche

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:40 PM
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5. If You Get Barenakedlady or redqueen

Then i want to apply too..........:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :hi:

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:52 PM
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8. LOL

perhaps I should have added another requirement...

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amitten

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:42 PM
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6. Aw, what the hell...

I'm in. :toast:

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 02:52 PM
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9. Sweet

now go put on that uniform so I can see how you look, then come over here and sit on Santas lap...

lol.

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Dangerously Amused

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:26 PM
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11. OMG, are you kidding?!

Consider me SOOOooo applied!!

Even though YOU exposed me to the "Spotted Rosesnapper" pic, which has caused me irreparable mental distess.

:P

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:33 PM
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12. LOL

Edited on Mon Dec-24-07 03:37 PM by jasonc

weirdly enough, I still have that one too if you want to see it again...

edit: I just realized that I bet Sallymander is DYING to see that pic too.

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Dangerously Amused

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:47 PM
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14. No Dearest, kindest regards, but I don't need to see it again.

Edited on Mon Dec-24-07 03:56 PM by Dangerously Amused

Thank you, but it has been indelibly imprinted upon my brain. Unfortunately.

When you become an official M.D., I will come to you and fully expect free service to make me whole again.

With all due respect - because I like you as a person. Otherwise, expect a nasty lawsuit.

:hi:

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Pierre.Suave

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:52 PM
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15. LOL

before disclosing where I am practicing I better have my insurance paid up.

LOL.

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Dangerously Amused

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Mon Dec-24-07 03:58 PM
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16. Yes, it is true: Insurance exists because of people like me.

:*

Happy Holidays!

:7

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