Spam. I want to know how so many people

[hyphenate]

out there "know" that I have a small penis or have erectile dysfunction--that kind of junk fills my spam filter on a daily basis. I mean, what--do they have ESP to look into my pants and say "that's a small dick, we need to help him get a bigger one!"?

Well, too bad. I'm not a man and I don't have a penis. So unless their ESP has measurable limitations, it's still all junk mail to me.



And honorable mentions go to:

Win a $500 gift card for Walmart!
Enjoy a trip to Florida's Disney World!
those idiotic and easily spotted Nigerian (and other) scams!
Work from home and earn money! (What is it, 1¢ for each envelope I stuff?)
Win a new laptop! (After selling your soul to even MORE spam outlets!)
Buy lots of stock in companies I've never heard of!


Sheesh--I probably should become a spammer myself: I can at the very least create better subject titles than these lame ones.

[no name no slogan]

1. Maybe they know something you DON'T know

a little paranoia goes a long way

[lost-in-nj]

2. What

you don't get the one
for Colon Cleansing????

blech.....



lost
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