I need to shamelessly inflate my post count, ask me almost anything

[taterguy]

I'm sick of being a noob. Help me break out of the 8,600 post club.

Puuuhleeeze

[Guava Jelly]

1. only 8600 post

what a looser (intensionally misspelled)
How do you feel about breast?

[taterguy]

3. I enjoy feeling breasts

As if you didn't know that already

[Guava Jelly]

5. tell me about it

my nipples are tender. :dunce: :rofl:

[taterguy]

8. I'm not gonna feel your tender nipples if you laugh at me

I'm self-conscious that way

[qwertyMike]

97. Hugh Hefner

has a lot to answer for.

And Russ Meyer

Tits aren't big :) in Europe.
The American obsession with BIG boobs is insane.

I like the perty boobs.
I don't like stretch marks.

Mike

[Callalily]

2. How's the

holiday baking going? :rofl:

I should really check my post count. Don't really know where I'm at.

[taterguy]

4. What is this baking that you're laughing about?

Did I miss something?

[Callalily]

6. I'll let you in on

a little secret. I don't like to bake . . . I prefer cooking. So I tell all my friends that I don't bake, and miraculously, cookies, candies, and sorts all of holiday treats are given to me. It's genius, pure genius!

[taterguy]

7. The only cooking I really enjoy is grilling

And it's difficult to bake cookies on a grill

So did you have another question so I can shamelessly inflate my post count?

[Callalily]

9. So you like to grill.

Have you ever made pizza on the grill? It's great . . . trust me on this one!

[taterguy]

10. Haven't tried pizza

I'm not that ambitious but maybe I'll try it some day.

A perfect meal for me is steaks and veggies

[Callalily]

11. Ohhhh . . . that looks yummy!

I too love grilled veggies!



I'm gong to make chipotle shrimp cups (see pic below) later on in the morning for the Packers game. A bunch of us are getting together to watch them annihilate the Bears.

[taterguy]

12. Is it too cold to grill in Wisconsin?

Or is grilling a year round thing up there?

[Callalily]

13. It's never too cold

for grilling. Keep in mind though, that dependent on the temp, grilling time is greatly extended. Additionally, wear lots of layer! :rofl:

[taterguy]

14. It's been established that I have a high tolerance for cold

So how badly will the Packers annihilate the Bears today?

[Callalily]

15. Don't really know what

the official stats are, but I think it's going to be a close game. The Bears obviously are hungry for a win, even though it will do them no good anymore this season, and of course the Packers are out for revenge. I think it's going to be a nail biter of a game.

[taterguy]

16. So if you lived in a different geographic location would you like football as much?

[Callalily]

17. Good question.

I don't think any one can grasp what football, in particular the Packers means around here. I'm near Green Bay. Let me tell you, during a game, the stores are nearly void of shoppers. Days before a game, everyone (not me) starts wearing green and gold. Everyone contributes to a win! As in, good thing I wore my Packers socks. If I don't they seem to lose. :rofl: Sounds funny, but true. I think it's an osmosis type of thing over here.

The Packers truly are a hometown team, so to answer your question (in a round about way), ummmm . . . LOL, I really don't know.

[taterguy]

18. I live in NC

I haven't even bothered to check the score of last night's Panthers game

[Callalily]

20. Ummmm . . .

sorry to break this to you, but they lost. Over here, we were all hoping that they'd beat the Cowboys, you know, we want that home field advantage thing. Shameless huh?

[lost-in-nj]

19. DId you participate

in world orgasm day??

what??!?!?

you said anything.....

lost

ps orgasm is in the spell check

but no sex threads

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[CGowen]

21. that can end up pretty bad

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEtEPJ4z7ck

[taterguy]

22. Something tells me you're not truly interested in hearing about my alleged orgasms

But I could be wrong
I don't mind talking about it but . . .

[CGowen]

23. Have you tried to respond to you own threads? n/t

[taterguy]

24. Sometimes

[yellowdogintexas]

25. are you done with your shopping? I have groceries to buy.

[taterguy]

27. I haven't even started shopping

[yellowdogintexas]

26. what books are you reading currently? nt

[taterguy]

28. I'm reading Randall Woods 900+ bio of LBJ

It's gonna take a while
I'm also reading an anthology of essays written by philosophers about basketball and Jerry Bledsoe's NASCAR book.

[yellowdogintexas]

33. I am reading a series of detective novels set in feudal era Japan..Shogunate

era, late 1600's. Very very good. Author is Laura Joh Rowland.

You know, Walgreens and CVS are very handy for last minute stuff. LOL
\
Good luck with the post count

[taterguy]

34. Thanks to you I got to make 2 gratuitous posts

Thanks bunches

[NewWaveChick1981]

29. How the hell can you only have around 8600 posts?

:shrug: :P :rofl:

[taterguy]

30. Because occasionally I do things other than post on DU

Not very often though
And why the hell weren't you at Friday's Don Dixon show?
Or were you there?

[NewWaveChick1981]

31. I didn't get to go.

:( :cry: I had family commitments.

[taterguy]

32. So what's your next question?

[NewWaveChick1981]

39. How was the show?

:hi:

[taterguy]

40. It was unfucking-believeably good

I just love Dixon, especially when he's in a small room.

He did his usual standards along with a cover of Fever.

Jeff Foster was really good too

And the beer was quite cold

[Catsbrains]

35. What's your favorite color?

[taterguy]

36. Purple

Not sure why, I just like it

[Catsbrains]

37. Who's your favorite author?

[taterguy]

38. Lester Bangs

But that changes frequently

[Gormy Cuss]

41. Why are there 1,673,987 different size bicycle tires?

[taterguy]

42. Because 1,673,988 would be too many

I thought everyone knew that

[Bullwinkle925]

43. Actually . . .

just HOW LARGE are your taters?

:evilgrin:

[taterguy]

44. Large enough to feed a village

Unless you're making some strange euphemism that I'm not picking up on

If that's the case then PM me

[Ptah]

45. When you pedal over to see Heidi and CMW, will your floats be

North-South or East-West?

[taterguy]

49. North - South

[graywarrior]

46. How can I get shitfaced without drinking?

[SPKrazy]

47. yes i wanna hear this too

:shrug:

how taterguy, how?

[taterguy]

50. Fall down in a cow pasture

Sometimes I take things too literally

[graywarrior]

51. .

[taterguy]

52. Thank you m'aam may I have another?

[graywarrior]

59. Have two

[taterguy]

48. Beer pie

[hisownpetard]

53. If I'm not being too personal, how high would you like your post-count to go?

[taterguy]

60. I'd like my post count to get as high as these kites

Sorry for the delay.

Got any more questions?

[hisownpetard]

65. Which came first, the color blue or the color yellow?

[dbackjon]

99. Does a picture of the Washington Monument have any hidden meaning for you?

[taterguy]

100. It's either a beacon of hope or a sharp pointy thing that you don't want shoved up your ass

Depending on my mood

[hisownpetard]

54. Write back!

[hisownpetard]

55. Write back to me now!

[hisownpetard]

56. NOW, I said!

[hisownpetard]

57. And...NOW!!!!!!!

[hisownpetard]

58. Jeez, for a guy who wants to shamelessly inflate his post-count, you sure are S-L-O-W.

[taterguy]

90. Sorry

[DarkTirade]

61. Why do chicken nuggets usually only come in even numbers?

[taterguy]

62. Because they're easier to share that way

[Catsbrains]

63. What is the meaning of life?

[taterguy]

64. We won't find that out until it's over

Ain't that a bitch?

[hisownpetard]

66. Am I cute?

[taterguy]

73. Baby ducks are cute

And you ain't no baby duck

[hisownpetard]

67. Should I wash my car, or brush my teeth?

[hisownpetard]

68. Does this post make me look fat?

[taterguy]

78. At this point, we don't know

[taterguy]

74. You should brush your car and wash your teeth

[hisownpetard]

69. What if I never get angry again?

[taterguy]

79. Then the world will be a less angry place

[hisownpetard]

70. Is this as tall as I'm gonna get?

[taterguy]

75. Fuck no

[hisownpetard]

71. Why do I always want to call coffee grounds 'coffee grinds'?

[taterguy]

76. Because you're fuckin stoopid

[hisownpetard]

72. How'm I doing?

[taterguy]

77. You're doing quite well thank you

[sakabatou]

80. You're still not in the 10k club?

Yeesh.

[taterguy]

81. Shameful isn't it?

[Heidi]

82. What did you buy for Mrs. taterguy for Christmas?

Huh? Huh? Whudja get 'er? :evilgrin:

[taterguy]

83. She's the luckiest woman on Earth . . .

[Heidi]

84. My Christmas wish

is that she joins DU today and sees that post. :popcorn:

:hug:

[taterguy]

85. Especially since this is what she bought me (I peeked)

[Heidi]

86. That looks like a super-dangerous, possibly fatal, experimental kit-car.

But perhaps I'm reading too much into what I'm sure is a heartfelt offering of love. :rofl: :spray:

[taterguy]

87. Super-fun

And Mrs Taterguy is too smart to off someone who doesn't have life insurance

[Heidi]

88. :-)

Thanks for the fun, taterguy! :hug: Now, I've gotta go do some not-so-super-fun real work. x(

[taterguy]

89. What kind of Scrooge do you work for?

It's Christmas

[JVS]

91. nooooooooob!

[taterguy]

92. Size 13

What's your next question?

[DawgHouse]

93. why is your username "taterguy"?

[taterguy]

98. Because I was looking at this when I registered

Does that clarify things?

[Myrina]

94. Why do people care so much about their post counts?

Does nobody else realize there's a real world out there and that DU - and the Lounge especially - is really pretty much just a way to waste time?

:shrug:

[applegrove]

95. Just less than 10,000. Nothing you sneeze at you noobian.

[qwertyMike]

96. Why did it take 379 pages

By Bertrand Russell in 'Principia Mathematica' to PROVE that 1 plus 1 equals 2?

From Wiki:
"From this proposition it will follow, when arithmetical addition has been defined, that 1+1=2." – Volume I, 1st edition, page 379 (page 362 in 2nd edition; page 360 in abridged version).

You said ask me anything.

Also why is my willy only 13 inches long - after a cold swim?

[taterguy]

101. Because Betrand Russell ignored EB White's advice: Omit needless words

ps What the hell is a willy?

[Indi Guy]

102. Therapy?...

;)

[taterguy]

103. Is a great album by Loudon Wainwright III

[GigiMommy]

104. Good Morning! What's for breakfast?

:donut:

[taterguy]

105. Something yummy