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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 03:10 PM
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I MUST have this t-shirt....


I just don't have the balls to WEAR it!
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DarkTirade Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 03:20 PM
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1. You worship Priapus?
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Tyler Durden Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 04:29 PM
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2. Naw, it's from the George Carlin bit.
"One phrase that come up quite a bit in abortion discussions is "sanctity of life." What about that? Do you think there's a thing as sanctity of life? Personally,, I think it's a bunch of shit. Who says life is sacred? .....god? Great, but if you read your history you know that god is one of the leading causes of death and has been for thousands of years. Hindus, Moslems, Christians, Jews, all taking turns killing one another, because god told them it was a good idea. The sword of god, the blood of the lamb, Vengeance is mine, onward Christian soldiers. Millions of dead people. All because they gave the wrong answer to the god Question: Do you believe in god?

No.

BAM! Dead.

How about you? Do you believe in god?

Yes."

Do you believe in MY god?

No.

BAM! Dead!

My god has a bigger dick than your god."
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Deep13 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-21-07 04:33 PM
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3. *snarf*
:rofl:

You could turn it over to God and rely on the strength of His balls.
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