Top Ten Explanations for the fire in Cheney's office

[Orrex]

I posted this in GDP, but they apparently weren't in the mood to laugh at my unbridled hilarity:

10. Cheney really fired those Justice Dept. lawyers this time
9. Another meth lab mishap
8. Satanic invocation gone awry
7. Typical Neocon Hazing ritual
6. Joke involving effigy of Ms. Clinton got out of control
5. Hunting accident involving flamethrower
4. Incident while roasting chestnuts over open fire
3. Someone spiked the VP's drink with holy water
2. Destruction of paternity results re: Jamie Lynn Spears' pregnancy
1. That's what happens when a ventricular defribillator is in overdrive for five years

Enjoy!

[Fire Walk With Me]

1. Your hilarity is welcome here.

[Orrex]

2. It's so nice to be loved

in that special way...

[Fire Walk With Me]

3. There are laws against that sort of thing.

[Orrex]

6. You're such a prude

I was going to call you a wet blanket, a stick-in-the-mud, or a party-pooper, but all of those sound eerily dirty...

[Fire Walk With Me]

7. I am not a prude. I'm just trying to keep your dirty names from exciting me any further.

[GalleryGod]

4. Beer F*rts

:wtf:

[BrotherBuzz]

5. Some of those are definitely good enough for Letterman

Too bad he's settling with the union and not stooping to hiring scabs, because you'd be a shoe-in. ;)

[BlueIris]

8. Nah, it was just his pants.

They do that every five minutes or so, but usually someone manages to snuff them out in time.

[JoePhilly]

9. He forgot to close the portal to Hell! nt

[Bossy Monkey]

10. NEVER drop the nitroglycerine bottle n/t

[quip]

11. That writing is so good that

you should be on strike! :thumbsup:

:rofl: :hi: