SallyMander says I should take a break from thinking about getting laid.

[billyskank]

I don't think the likelihood of that is very high. :hi:

[ohiosmith]

1. Don't listen to that nonsense. That's the second sign of death.

[billyskank]

4. It is said that men think of sex every seven seconds.

It takes about ten seconds for an athlete to run the hundred meters. That means that during the men's 100, at some point each one of those guys is thinking

"nice tits."

[ohiosmith]

16. Doesn't matter what crosses the finish line first, now does it?

:rofl:

[Parche]

28. 7 seconds?

Try 1.........:rofl: :rofl: :hi:

[Bake]

44. Easy for you to say!

You're going on a freakin' CRUISE!

Bake

[LeftyMom]

2. Guys really can DO that?

flvegan LIED to me!

:cry:

[billyskank]

6. Only if you go and live in a cave in the Himalayas or something.

I think he was actually telling the truth. :hi:

[LeftyMom]

15. he'd start thinking that some of the stalactites looked like boobs

and flirting with sherpas. :eyes:

[La Lioness Priyanka]

3. are you geting laid? if not, why not?

[billyskank]

7. No.

Nobody wants to. :shrug:

[SallyMander]

5. LOL! You only need a break

if you are playing one of these:




Otherwise, you're all good.

:rofl:


Edit -- i was talking about the gal in the pic, not YOU, you goof! :hug:

[billyskank]

8. So if I'm playing one of these

is it okay?

[SallyMander]

9. That would make it impossible

to not think about getting laid. ;)

[billyskank]

10. It couldn't get any worse than it already is, dear.

:hug:

[BarenakedLady]

11. From getting what?

:shrug:

I know, I know....DRAW....

:yoiks:

[billyskank]

12. Dunno. Something I heard about on the radio.

Get back to work, you! :spank:

:*

[Pierre.Suave]

13. I think...

Sallymander needs to get laid...

then she would know why we think about it all the time...

:P

[SallyMander]

14. .

:spank:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x7266777#7266794

[Pierre.Suave]

19. I see that MrMander and I...

think alike...

:rofl:

[SallyMander]

21. It's the Y chromosome

i'm pretty sure

:rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

46. But...

Being the scientist you are, do you have proof I actually have a Y chromosome? I can show you irrefutable proof if you would like?

[SallyMander]

47. You have a karyotype???

Neat! :D

[Pierre.Suave]

48. BUSTED!!!!!!!!!

That picture you posted is a KARYOGRAM....

Smartypants...:P

edit: oh, and that wasnt quite what I had in mind when I promised to show you proof... :evilgrin:

[SallyMander]

50. Check out definition 2

karyotype

n.

1. The characterization of the chromosomal complement of an individual or a species, including number, form, and size of the chromosomes.
2. A photomicrograph of chromosomes arranged according to a standard classification.


SUCKA! :rofl:

[Pierre.Suave]

51. be careful now, the more you make my brain work

the more turned on I get...:P

From Wikipedia.

"The chromosomes are depicted (by rearranging a microphotograph) in a standard format known as a karyogram or idiogram: in pairs, ordered by size and position of centromere for chromosomes of the same size."

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Karyotype



"Karyogram of human male using Giemsa staining."

[Fire Walk With Me]

17. NO SEX UNTIL MARRIAGE!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KIdpNPt3f30

[SallyMander]

18. That was scary!

:scared:

[billyskank]

20. That video made me want to take acid again.

[SPKrazy]

23. that's disturbing

or maybe its the cold medicine but

that freaked me out

:scared:

[SallyMander]

24. No it was totally scary!

Eek! :scared:

[Fire Walk With Me]

29. Scary as in negative vibes, or visuals, or?

Most of the voices are recordings of televangelists, so until you enjoy it as the fun-house-mirror that it is, I suppose that they're scary.

I don't see it, and I'm oversensitive...

[SallyMander]

32. Yeah, the televangelist voices booming in

It's creepy in a good way!

[Fire Walk With Me]

33. Ah, perfect. The exact intent.

[Fire Walk With Me]

27. All in good humor.

The album version is entirely samples of over-the-top televangelists, acting as self-parody.

Someone has to hold up the mirror. :)

[Pierre.Suave]

49. Shush you...

I am e-flirting here and trying to get e-lucky...

[edbermac]

22. Guys only think about two things. Sex is one.

The Three Stooges is the other.

[SallyMander]

25. What about beer?

:shrug:

[NewWaveChick1981]

26. I'm a girl and I think about the Three Stooges...

:rofl: Love 'em.... and I think about sex all the time too. :evilgrin:

[redqueen]

30. Fall in love and get rejected.

Works like a charm.

[Fire Walk With Me]

31. May the next one be the right one!

[billyskank]

34. You are preaching to the choir here.

I am fully familiar with this sort of thing.

[redqueen]

42. We're alike in many ways...

:hug:

[billyskank]

45. ...

:hug:

[Jamastiene]

35. ...

:rofl:

Sure, and next she'll ask fish not to swim. :rofl:

From experience, I can tell you, trying not to think about it only makes you think about it even more.

You'll just drive yourself nuts and wank yourself more than usual. Then one day you'll see a car commercial where they show a cutaway view of an engine running and you'll lose your mind, hire a hooker, and probably get an STD. Er, well, oh, no, now I've said too much.

:hi: billyskank :loveya:

[SallyMander]

36. ...

:spray:


:yourock:

[Jamastiene]

39. ...

:evilgrin: :P :hi:

[billyskank]

38. Mmmmmmmm... wankel rotary engines.

:D

:loveya:

[Inchworm]

37. lol - next she will suggest

stop breathing air :P

:hi:

[billyskank]

40. I can do this. I can!

x(

:hi:

[SallyMander]

41. Gah! He's turning blue!!!

Someone call 911! Start CPR!

[Inchworm]

43. Breathe!

:rofl::rofl:

:P

[Orsino]

52. But I don't give a damn about sports.

I'm good, thanks.