The best Jean-Claude Van Damme quote ever

[Bucky]

This happened a couple of years back when they were trying to cast the new James Bond actor to replace Pierce Brosnan. Somehow, God help us, the Mussels from Brussels ended up on the short list of possible new Bondsmen.

"My agent called me this morning and told me I was in the running," said Jean-Claude Van Damme during an interview at a Starbucks in East Los Angeles where he was filling out an application. "I’ve never even watched a James Bond movie, but I think I’m the person they’re searching for. I can see myself as this double zero guy."

Someone remind me. How is this man hasn't won a Nobel Prize for something?

[krispos42]

1. Ooch

<winces>

Look in a mirror, Jean-Claude.

[Orsino]

2. I can't see him as anything more than one zero. n/t