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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 03:37 AM
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Hi! My name is bridgit, Queen of the Borg...
Would you be so kind as to buckle my head to my ass-bone, Sweety? That would be really swell, here's thanking you in advance ;)

Oh...and by the way, are you stalking me? Cause my hive will not very much appreciate such actions I am compelled to inform you; though do 'go for it' if you feel you must, still, and in either event...neither will pale initiative will be rewarded.
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MrScorpio Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 03:42 AM
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1. Opposition is Useless
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 03:43 AM
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2. heeheehee, only wit you my love...
:blush:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 03:46 AM
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3. I hate you.
Edited on Thu Dec-20-07 03:46 AM by Kutjara
It's nothing personal, I preferred the Borg when they were a completely distributed, non-hierarchical intelligence. No single Borg was more important than any other, it was the collective intelligence that mattered.

Then along you came in "First Contact" and, later, Voyager, and it was back to the old "Queen Bee" schtick. Honestly, you're straight outta Flash Gordon. So cliche.



;)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:02 AM
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5. so...you weren't even impressed with the way i died, after what's his idiot robot name crushed my...
titanium vertebrae (or whatever the fuck, it was shiny anyway and sides' it worked up until then just fine :thumbsup:), and *finally* died!?!?!? then fuck you too :rant:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:13 AM
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6. Oh, sure.
I got all weepy and everything when you "died," only to discover you back in tip top shape and up to your old "Galactic Conquest"(TM) tricks in Voyager.

You're not foolin' anyone, Queenie.
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:27 AM
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7. heeheehee. what's an uppity organo, nano-robotic, megalomaniac chick to do?
stand in line at the unemployment office? i rather think not :rofl:
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Kutjara Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:29 AM
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10. I hear Paris Hilton is looking for a new stylist.
Just sayin'...
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:40 AM
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11. pft, she owes me 20 bucks...
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Chovexani Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:01 AM
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4. Oh ho, assimiliate me!
:D
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:28 AM
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8. ooh baby, you have to know, i love it when you call me "ho"...
:blush: :pals:
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Indi Guy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:29 AM
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9. Care to share the sub-plot...
??? ;)
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bridgit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Thu Dec-20-07 04:41 AM
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12. i'm sure there's one somewhere, here, lemme push this Netflix crap outta the way...
x(
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