Spoil the ending of a famous book, fiction - Non-fiction, whatever

[MrScorpio]

Gully Foyle returns to the solitude of deep space

[taterguy]

1. Akbar & Jeff live happily ever after

The first book I saw after reading your post was Akbar & Jeff's Guide to Life.

I had forgotten how it ends

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

2. Sydney Carton loses his head.

[DarkTirade]

3. Corran Horn becomes a jedi and saves his wife.

But he still can't do telekineses worth a damn.

[brentspeak]

4. The end.

[Bucky]

5. Rhett leaves her, but Scartlett remains plucky and determined to succeed.

Also, Poirot figures out they all did it, but tells the police that it was a burglary, thereby covering up the crime. They all get back on the train and continue to Istanbul.

[Xipe Totec]

6. Koriel is Adam

-- Inherit the Stars

[Xipe Totec]

7. Soilent Green is People!

[Xipe Totec]

8. 42 nt

[ohiosmith]

9. Jesus dies,.....not really!

[Critters2]

18. That's the middle of the book.

There's a lot after that.

[KamaAina]

10. Gollum bites Frodo's ring finger off, then falls into the Crack of Doom

*- not really the end. Anyone want to spoil the very end?

[leeroysphitz]

11. Fire, calamity, multi headed beasts and you go to hell. n/t

ED: spelling

[psychmommy]

12. we are going to lose the 2008 election

due to purging the voter roles of hispanics.
2. supahead had all kinds of sex, with all kinds of rappers and lived to tell about it. ps-there's a part 2.

[Xipe Totec]

30. Bite your tongue!

and welcome to DU!

:hi:

[CreekDog]

13. Grapes of Wrath

Breastfeeding an adult male.

Yes, really.

[XemaSab]

14. Harry's a horcrux.

:(

[triguy46]

15. Mr. Biswas gets his own house, but dies an early death.

[Oeditpus Rex]

16. Poo-tee-WEET?

[Inchworm]

17. BLAM! *protagonist falls to the floor dead*

:D

[Xipe Totec]

21. Snow Crash

Hiro Protagonist,

[KamaAina]

19. Zymurgy

the dictionary (at least one version).

[Taverner]

20. It's a cookbook!!!!

TZ episode. "To Serve Man"

[Xipe Totec]

29. I was going to say that

but you spoiled it for me.

:cry:

[derby378]

22. Clarice Starling kills serial killer, gets letter from another serial killer on the lam

"I have windows."

[Lethe]

23. Paul Atreides fucking kills everyone and rules the universe

but yet he couldn't marry the one he loved.

:shrug:

[nomorenomore08]

24. Benjy Compson freaks out, is given jimson weed, becomes calm again.

nt

[nomorenomore08]

25. Jake and Lady Brett don't get it on, 'cause they can't.

nt

[PVnRT]

26. Cuba is the richest nation in the world, Tibet the most populous

/obscure?

[nomorenomore08]

27. Josef K. gets his throat slit.

nt

[Solon]

28. Wilson loves Big Brother.

[cemaphonic]

31. The whale wins

[GreenPartyVoter]

32. And they lived happily ever after.