HELP! I need a brain and I don't have much cash

[taterguy]

Does anyone know where I can get one of these?

[lost-in-nj]

1. Is the

TO address:


The White House
somewhere on Pennsylvania Ave.
Washington , DC
ATTN: pResident




lost

[taterguy]

2. If I had the shipping label I'd know who sent it

[taterguy]

3. Kick so the afternoon crowd can help me find one of these

[supernova]

4. Try here:

https://www2.carolina.com/webapp/wcs/stores/servlet/ProductDisplay?jdeAddressId=&catalogId=10101&storeId=10151&productId=47566&langId=-1&parent_category_rn=&crumbs=n

[no name no slogan]

5. Buy now, and they'll throw in toxic levels of lead for free

[taterguy]

6. Well, it is a budget brain

What's a little toxic lead in something that unimportant?

[no name no slogan]

7. If we're not supposed to eat them, why are lead paint chips so doggone tasty?

:shrug:

[krispos42]

19. And cadnium!

Once they start adding toxic amounts of nickle to their products you'll be able to make your own rechargable battery!

[Pierre.Suave]

8. I saw this in a movie once...

Oh yeah, follow the yellow brick road...

[taterguy]

10. Where the fuck is the Yellow Brick Road?

All I see is this.

No yellow bricks, and not much of a road

[Pierre.Suave]

15. ah, I see

they havent gotten around to paving it yet.

You got to wait.

[taterguy]

17. How long do I have to wait?

[Pierre.Suave]

24. I have no idea

I understand congress has got many more important bills, such as whether to authorize red,white,green, or all 3 colors of xmas lights for the tree first, so it may be a while.

[taterguy]

25. I need a brain RIGHT FUCKING NOW

[Dawggie]

9. Check with Dorothy Gale. I hear she has an inside line.

[Solon]

11. I'd give you mine, but I'm using it right now, would you settle for half? n/t

[taterguy]

13. Sure, how will you be shipping it?

[Solon]

16. UPS, of course...

I assume you want it on ice, no good if it rots. :)

[taterguy]

26. UPS Ground or Next Day?

[Rabrrrrrr]

12. I think the White House is full of 'em.

[Critters2]

14. Good Lord!! What DON'T they manufacture in China?!

But I'd look for a domestic model. This is one product you don't want contaminated with lead.

[krispos42]

20. Non-toxic paint, apparantly n/t

[Indi Guy]

18. Communist China is still Communist. It has re-invented it's economy, but not its Ideology...

With the complicity of our cooperate elite -- Communist China is steadily buying chunks of America, at wholesale prices.

[taterguy]

21. But they sell budget brains!

And that's so cool

[Indi Guy]

22. Correction...

They buy corrupted brains -- at a huge discount. Too bad that the brains they own once belonged to to our "leaders".

[taterguy]

23. Correction . . .

If I wanted a discussion about economics and ideology I would have posted this in GD