THINGS YOU CAN SAY ABOUT YOURSELF NO ONE ELSE CAN

[Khephra]

I bet I've been the only person here that's been asked this question:

(These statements have to be TRUE or GOD will strike you DEAD ;-) )

"I've been thinking of becoming a hooker. Would you like to be my Pimp? I think I could trust you to split the money fairly."


(I'm a suburban boy from Indy. No reason anyone should have asked me that. )

[DarkPhenyx]

1. Can't think of anything, however...

...I do tend to call myself an asshole more often than other people. Not quite sure what that says about myself.

[Bunny]

2. Well gee Keph,

I've often thought that if I ever became a hooker, I'd ask you to be my pimp. ;)

I do not understand why you'd be shocked about being asked this!

[Khephra]

5. Wellm hell...I didn't know people saw that in me

Go have sex for money, all my minions!

:evilgrin:

[leftofthedial]

3. damn, I'm charming!

no one else would EVER say that.

[rucky]

4. I'm a Jew Boy from Oregon

but don't you dare call me "Jew Boy"

[salinen]

7. Jew Boy

Ha, I'm a Jew Boy from California.

[Khephra]

10. I'm a Gnostic from Centerville, IN

They had a real hard time with that one. ;-)

[Khephra]

6. Maybe I should expand on the story to make it stranger

It was asked by me when I was an ast. manager of a video store (not that type)

[trof]

8. I survived a mid-air collision.

Not a lot of people can say that.

[TrogL]

11. Now that's a story worth telling

What happened?

[Khephra]

9. I almost ran over George Hamelton

When I was walking. I had the headphones on and was walking...then all of a sudden this sun-bleached guy was in my face.

[TrogL]

12. I'm insane

You can't tell by looking at me and I know all the right answers to the questions.

Q: Do you hear voices?
A: The voices told me to say I don't hear voices.

[OhioStateProgressive]

13. I'm an idiot, an asshole and on top of that...i'm ugly too

although i think others say that about me as well

[DS1]

14. I'm the only DUer who has shook Bill Clinton's hand while...

covered in mud.


Probably, anyway.

[salinen]

15. Why was Clinton covered

in mud? ka-bosh.