redqueen in lingerie and Sugar Smack's ass in tight jeans.

[flvegan]

Life is sweet on a DU Saturday night.

Cheers.

[seemunkee]

1. Wait? What? Where?

[Deja Q]

2. ...

SECONDED!!!
:party: :woohoo: :party:

[flvegan]

3. Here, on DU.

In the Lounge.

What?

[Gonzo Gardener]

4. Git ye an' yer stiff jolly man oar back into yer bunk, sailor, an' row until yer sore!

Posting while drinking hot toddy #3 with rum... wise or unwise? :shrug:

:hi:

I leave you with this little ditty...



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PADDY LAY BACK

'Twas a cold and dreary morning in December
December
All of me money, it was spent,
Spent, spent
Where it went to, Lord, I can't remember
Remember
So down to the shipping office I went
Went, went!

Paddy lay back,
Paddy lay back!
Take in the slack,
Take in the slack
Take a turn around the capstan,
Heave a pawl!
Heave a pawl
About ship's stations, boys, be handy
Be handy!
We're bound for Valipariso 'round the Horn!

That day there was a great demand for sailors,
For the colonies, for 'Frisco and for France.
So I shipped aboard a limey barque, the Hotspur,
An' got paralytic drunk on my advance.

Now I joined her on a cold December mornin',
A-frappin' o' me flippers to keep me warm,
With the south cone a-hoisted as a warnin',
To stand by the comin' of a storm.

Now some of our fellers had been drinkin',
An' I meself was heavy on the booze.
An' I was on me ol' sea-chest a' thinkin'
I'd turn into me bunk an' have a snooze.

I woke up in the mornin' sick an' sore,
I knew I was outward bound again;
I hears a voice a-bawlin' at the door,
``Lay aft, ye sods, an' answer to yer names.''

'Twas on the quarterdeck where I first saw 'em.
Such an ugly bunch I never seen before,
For there was a bum and stiff from every quarter,
(For the captain had shipped a shanghai crew of Dutchmen)
An' it made me poor ol' heart feel sick and sore.

There was Spaniards an' Dutchmen an' Rooshians,
An' Johnny Crapoos jist acrost from France.
An' most of them could speak no word of English,
But answered to the name of `Month's Advance!'

I wisht I was in the ``Jolly Sailor,''
Along with Irish Kate a-drinkin' beer,
An' then I thought what jolly chaps were sailors,
An' with me flipper I wiped away a tear.

I knew that in me box I had a bottle,
By the boardin'-master 'twas put there;
An' I wanted something for to wet me throttle,
Somethin' for to drive away dull care.

So down upon me knees I went like thunder,
Put me hand into the bottom o' the box,
An' what wuz me great surprise an' wonder,
Found only a bottle o' medicine for the pox.

I felt that I should skip an' join another,
'Twas plain that I had joined a lousy bitch;
But the chances wuz that I might join a worser,
An' we might git through the voyage without a hitch.

I axed the mate a-which a-watch was mine-O,
Says he, ``I'll soon pick out a-which is which,''
An' he blowed me down an' kicked me hard a stern-O,
Callin' me a lousy, dirty son o' a bitch.

Now we singled up an' got the tugs alongside,
They towed us through the locks an' out to sea;
With half the crew a-pukin' o'er the ship's side,
An' the bloody fun that started sickened me.

Although me poor ol' head wuz all a-jumpin',
We had to loose her rags the followin' morn;
I dream the boardin'-master I was thumpin',
When I found out he'd sent me around the Horn.

I swore I would become a beachie-comber,
An' niver go to sea no ruddy more;
For niver did I want to be a roamer,
I'd shanghai the boardin'-master an' stay ashore.

But when we got to bully ol' Vallaparaiser,
In the Bay we dropped our mudhook far from shore;
The Ol' Man he refused ter let us raise 'er,
An' he stopped the boardin'-masters comin' aboard.

I quickly made me mind up that I'd jump 'er,
I'd leave the beggar an' git a job ashore;
I swum across the Bay an' went an' left 'er,
An' in the English Bar I found a whore.

But Jimmy the Wop (Crimp) he knew a thing or two, sir,
An' soon he'd shipped me outward bound again;
On a Limey to the Chinchas for guanner,
An' soon wuz I a-roarin' this refrain.

So there was I once more again at sea, boys,
The same ol' ruddy business o'er again.
Oh, stamp the caps'n round an' make some noise, boys,
An' sing again this dear ol' sweet refrain.

Recorded by Warner and Davis

[flvegan]

5. I heard that you were MrSallymander.

Keeping my eye on you.

:rofl:

[Gonzo Gardener]

6. Eye plead the 5th...

er... no, I drank it.

:smoke:

[BarenakedLady]

7. and yet no BNL.

Yup, you are right...life is sweet on DU.

[flvegan]

10. I've asked repeatedly.

I get the whole "can't post anything now" thing.

This very thing keeps DU from being all it can be. A BNL pic post would complete us all.

You surely don't detest us enough to keep these much needed images from your DU family?

I'll take a PM and vouch for you though.

[BarenakedLady]

11. Dude!

When was the last time we saw a new picture of thou?

I rest my case.

Match, set, point.

Smack down.

[flvegan]

12. I posted one in MrScorpio's truth or dare thread, per my dare.

You don't pay attention to me. :cry:

[BarenakedLady]

13. Pffft

legs schmeggs.

I was hoping more upper body/face action.

:P

[flvegan]

14. I'll give you face action.

And yeah, you do know what I mean.

That aside, I'll trade. nudge, nudge. wink, wink.

[BarenakedLady]

15. All talk, you are.

:P

[flvegan]

16. O RLY?

You cookin' up a dare, or is that just leftovers I smell?

[BarenakedLady]

17. Dare.

Suckah.

[flvegan]

19. No specifics?

C'mon...you can't suggest a dare without specifics.

Suckah.

[BarenakedLady]

21. Yar you are right.

i'm a wuss.

you win.

[flvegan]

23. Crap. I just lost, actually.

Dammit. I was really looking forward to "face action" too.

[gmoney]

20. The queen of false advertising still reigns

;)

[BarenakedLady]

8. Dupe

cuz I MEANT it!

:P

[billyskank]

32. No BNL

:cry:

[KitchenWitch]

9. ...

[Richardo]

18. "These are a few of my fav-o-rite things"

:D

[DS1]

22. do what now?

[seemunkee]

24. Stampede over to the Truth or Dare thread

[MissMillie]

25. now the icing on the cake

I'm not wearing a bra...

[DS1]

26. isn't this where the lounge girls bounce em?

:shrug:

[Blue-Jay]

27. The day gets better and better!

Q&D, natch...

[flvegan]

28. Best shop evah.

I wish I had wheels like those.

[DS1]

29. *volley*

[Capn Sunshine]

30. Check that thread- it's GONE

why don't yu give us a share dude?

[Guava Jelly]

31. I missed it :o(

sniff...sniff I miss all the fun..Can someone please pm me the pictures Huh??? I'll be your bestest friend :D