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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 04:54 PM
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Confessions of a killer.
Edited on Sat Dec-15-07 04:55 PM by Green Meanie
DU, I cannot tell a lie. I just cut down a pine tree in a blizzard, strapped it to the roof of my car, and then ordered a White Mocha Mint Latte at the Starbucks drive-thru window without feeling even the slightest twinge of guilt.

What punishment should I suffer?
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 04:57 PM
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1. 50 lashes with a wet needle
:7
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 06:15 PM
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6. Oh my...
I misread what you typed as *n.o.o.d.l.e* and envisioned being lashed by the Flying Spaghetti Monster (FSM)! :crazy:

:rofl:



Welcome aboard the good ship DU, Avabea!

:hi:
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Frosty1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 06:19 PM
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7. That was my first thought but...
after all it is a Pine tree.
Thanks
:hi:
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DS1 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 04:57 PM
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2. You have to wipe with that odd looking spatula in your sig
:D
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 05:01 PM
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3. Eye surrender!!!
:scared:
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 05:14 PM
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4. Drink it.
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 05:20 PM
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5. ...
punishment enough, eh? It wasn't very tasty, but it was hot.

:rofl:
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lost-in-nj Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 06:30 PM
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8. ewww
I hope its not a sappy pine....
or you will be punished until after Christmas!!!
just cleaning it up

LOL



lost
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Gonzo Gardener Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-15-07 06:41 PM
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9. Meh...
The wood floors need refinishing anyway.:(

:hi:
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