The FCC Is Gonna Launch An Investigation Into MISS PIGGY!

[matcom]

[thebaghwan]

1. There she is flashing those bodacious tatas again

n/t

[CatWoman]

2. You are such a fucking nutcase

:hi:

:*

[muriel_volestrangler]

3. yeah, but it's less serious with her

because she has at least 8; proportionally one exposed is a lot less!

[gator_in_Ontario]

4. The breast doesn't begin to explain

the inter-species thing she has going with kermit! Before ya know it they'll be trying to get married!! What about the tad-lets?????

[Democrats unite]

5. Why does miss piggy douche with vinegar & sugar?

[BL_Zebub]

9. Because Kermit...

...likes sweet & sour pork!

[Westegg]

6. Also, "Mister Roger's Neighborhood"...

....is now under investigation, because the FCC is worried that "X the Owl" was in fact an "X"-rated filmmaker. Now , hold on a minute! Before you start your liberal/godless/commie protests. Think about it: Dude was always ducking back into his "tree," with that trap door on it. God knows what he got up to down in the bowels of that stump. And that little pussy he was always hanging out with? Obviously underage. "Meow-meow, X is my friend," indeed. He wasn't just the "wise old owl" ---he was her "wise old" PIMP DADDY!

And what about "Lady Elaine Fairchild"? Wasn't she a witch? Wart on the end of her nose and all that? Huh? And let's not forget "King Friday the 13th." Hello? Friday the 13th---major pagan/devil-worshippers' holiday.

Think about it.

[Elidor]

7. Is this from Matcom's famous piggy porn collection?

I'd heard the stories, but wowee! I never dreamed what I was missing!

[matcom]

8. this is only the 'R' rated stuff!

:bounce:

[BL_Zebub]

10. What's even worse about Miss Piggy - she's a CANNIBAL!!

She was fighting over pizza with sausage and canadian bacon on it in the new Pizza Hut ads. Shocking, even for a Devil who's been around as long as I have.

[OneBlueSky]

11. frogs got boobies???? . . .

who'da thunk it . . . :shrug: