New York Jets Q&A

[SoxFan]

Q: What do the Jets and Billy Graham
have in common?

A: They both can make 70,000 people stand up and
yell 'Jesus Christ.'

Q: How do you keep a Jet out of your
yard?

A: Put up goal posts.

Q: What do you call a Jet with a Super
Bowl ring?

A: A thief.

Q: What's the difference between the Jets and a dollar bill?

A: You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
bill.

Q: What do the Jets and opossums have in
common?

A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the
road.

Q: What do you call 52 millionaires around a TV
watching the Super Bowl?

A: The Jets .

[driver8]

1. Ha Ha -- those are good. n/t

[SoxFan]

2. Stolen from PatsFans.com

Credit where due and all that!

[edbermac]

3. The Jets actually could win this Sunday.

The weather is going to be pretty snowy and windy in NE. Remember the Steelers barely beat the Fins 3-0 at the last minute in a torrential downpour a few weeks ago.

[KamaAina]

4. Actually a Jet with a Super Bowl ring would be called "elderly"

since he would have been in his twenties or thirties in 1967. (Did they even have Super Bowl rings for SB III?)

[cloudbase]

5. These are an awful lot like the ones

we used to tell about the Houston Oilers back in the day. Add this one:

Q: How are the Oilers like a tampon?

A: They're only good for one period, and they don't have a second string.

[SoxFan]

6. Disgusting, funny, and accurate

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