I love the smell of CAPTIONs in the morning

[underpants]

[Az]

1. So thats what a

Rear Admiral is!

[underpants]

2. LOL

Oh good one

[underpants]

3. Oh God PLEASE don't let him say AWOL Puuuhlease

:bounce:

[GOPisEvil]

4. What idiot schedules these at 8am? I swear, when I'm President...

[Tripper11]

5. Please don't pick me, please don't pick me....

Ohhhhhhh...I don't know the answer, I didn't study.

[peekaloo]

6. Why does he strain so hard when praying?

Suppressing those other voices in his head or is it his way of pushing the others praying outta the way so he gets to God first?

:shrug:

[ElsewheresDaughter]

8. my 1st thought too...why does bush make praying look so hard?

[underpants]

7. As I was saying..hey someone wake numbnuts up for the briefing

That's how we got in this mess to start with.

[Endangered Specie]

9. Ohh, please let him say we found WMD! Ill even take WMDRPA!

[Az]

10. While trying to demonstrate the new "Sayan" defense program

George forgets he is not Goku while attempting to transform into Super Sayan form.

[skip fox]

11. W. is "thinking": "Boy. Sure am glad Karl taught me how to look like I was

praying. 'Just pretend you're taking a long, hard dump, Numbnuts,' he said, 'and don't squeeze it off till you hear "Amen."' That was a great tip and it's helped me out alot, having to pray in public and all. . . at least after the first few "accidents.' Boy. You sure got to know a lot of things to be president!"

[m-jean03]

12. C'mon guys, it's obvious he's

taking a big crap in his adult diapers

[cosmicdot]

13. zzZzZzzZz - hey, he's bushed!

Here I stand, the goddess of Desire
Set men on fire
I have this power
Morning noon and night it's drink and dancing
Some quick romancing
And then a shower
Stage door johnnies always surround me
They always hound me
With one request
Who can satisfy their lustful habits
I'm not a rabbit
I need some rest

I'm tired
Sick and tired of love
I've had my fill of love
From below and above
Tired, tired of being admired
Tired of love uninspired
Let's face it
I'm tired

I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They promise the moon
They always coming and going
Going and coming
And always too soon
Right girls?

I'm tired,
Tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired
God dammit I'm exhausted

Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a crying shame
I'm so tired


She's tired (She's tired)
Sick and tired of love (Give her a break)
She's had her fill of love (She's not a snake)
From bellow and above (Can't you see she's sick)
Tired (She's bushed)
Tired of being admired (Let her alone)
Tired of love uninspired (Get off the phone)
She's tired (Don't you know she's pooped)

I've been with 1000's of men
Again and again
They sing the same tune
They start with Byron and Shelly
And jump on your belly
And bust your ballon
Aye!

Tired, tired of playing the game
Ain't it a freakin' shame
I'm so...
Let's face it everything below the waist is kapput!


Tired!

from "Blazing Saddles"; sung by Madeline Kahn