What would you do with an army of the undead?

[rbnyc]

I had a dream last night that I found and solved some ancient riddle and as a reward an army of zombies rose from their graves to do my bidding. They would not be able to return to their graves until I'd given them a task and they'd completed it. Impulsively, I asked them to destroy the Bush Administration.

They set about to brutally kill every member of the Bush Administration, and it was pretty horrible. It scared the crap out of people, made them suspicious of Democrats, and even more sympathetic to the Right.

When I woke up I decided that it would have been better to ask them to do something else.

What would you have asked them to do?

[thom1102]

1. Unleash them against the BFEE!

:evilgrin:

[JailForBush]

2. Take out the Republicans, then the Democrats and then the Greens.

Maybe then a reputable party would fill the void.

[krkaufman]

3. All but one I'd have scour Iraq for WMD

> What would you have asked them (an army of zombies) to do?

All but one I'd have scour Iraq for WMD. Iraq's a harsh environment and using zombies would reduce all the logistical hassles; and they'd be able to search 24x7. I expect they'd be as successful as Kay and his team were, though; and as successful as any future efforts will likely prove to be.

As for the one remaining zombie, I'd have him run for President against Bush.

"Briiiiiinggg Iiiiiiittt Oooooonnnnnnn......",...

Wait!, I thought you said this was a dream?, not a nightmare...

[onehandle]

4. Why would I want an Army of Ann Coulters?

[rasputin1952]

11. ROFLMAO!!

I would have said the same thing!

What a horrid thought, an Army of screeching zombie Coulters; save the last bullet for yourself!

O8)

[DarkPhenyx]

5. Hang out in the womens locker room.

Oh, wait...that's if I was invisible. My bad.

[rbnyc]

18. So funny! (nt)

[patricia92243]

6. Too many low-pay take jobs now-free labor from zombies? NO

[Township75]

7. I start my own company...

that would either produce clothing at such a low cost that it would undercut the sweatshops and put them out of business, or start a company that would clean up hazardous waste sites.

If the army were big enough I would do both.

[arwalden]

8. "Pu-u-uddin' O-o-on Duh-h-h-h Ri-i-i-itz"

[GOPisEvil]

9. Send them to Bush* campaign rallies, holding pro-Bush* signs.

:-)

[rasputin1952]

12. From what I can see...

that is what they already do!

:evilgrin:

[rbnyc]

19. I love that!

But would anyone notice?

;-)

[Robb]

10. I can't tell you!

...If I say it, it won't come true!! :7

[ScreamingMeemie]

13. Vote in the Michigan Primary.

:hi:

[GreenPartyVoter]

14. Put them to rest again, poor guys

BTW, did this dream you had show up after wathcing "Return of the King"? *g*

[rbnyc]

20. I saw it a few weeks ago.

But zombies have always been a big part of my internal mythology.

;-)

[NoPasaran]

15. I would reenact Sherman's March

Make Georgia howl again.

[TXlib]

16. Have 'em take out Rupert Murdoch and the entire Fox News company!

[LynneSin]

17. Drink Tequilla and Cheap Jug Wine with them

Wait...that's what I do with Evil DUers in Washington DC.

Whoops

[rbnyc]

21. LOL (nt)

[Superfly]

22. Rob a bunch of banks...

blood banks, that is...for my Army of Vampires.

[Khephra]

23. I'd put them on the news networks

Hey! The coverage couldn't get much worse from the Dead, now could it?

[tigereye]

24. grow food for people?

teach kids to read? Well that might be too scary.

[Drifter]

25. Send them after Jerry Falwell and Pat Robertson ...

just for a kick.

They should be able to get through to them.

Cheers
Drifter

[TheMightyFavog]

26. World conquest, baby!

What better way to take over the world than with an army of the undead?