Corp WHores - Episode 1 - The Phantom Democracy

[everythingsxen]

(Inspired by the shredding of the 1st Amendment)

Starring:

Dick Cheney as Darth Sideous

John Ashcroft as The Ghost of Joe McCarthy

Richard Perle as Satan

Donald Rumsfeld as Darth Maul (Thats too much of an insult I think.. They are both ruthless cold-blooded Dark Jedi who would have killed anyone in their path, but at least Darth Maul had style and was willing to fight for himself...)

and guest starring George Dumbya Bush as Jar-Jar Binks. "Meesa gonna invade Iraq!"

Bonus points to whoever actually sits down and writes an intro to the "movie" before I do. :P

[moof]

1. any update on this everythingsxen

B.U.M.P.