"In case of Rapture, this vehicle will be unmanned"

[LynneSin]

Seriously - when you see bumper stickers like that - you just want to know what kind of dumbfuck is driving the vehicle

[billyskank]

1. Hope they have the sunroof open that day.

[WolverineDG]

38. Cuz otherwise

it'll be a short trip. ;)

dg

[LeftyMom]

2. It's never a car I want, either.

Really, does it mortally offend Jesus if one of his followers gets more than 18 miles a gallon? :eyes:

[billyskank]

4. Jesus hates efficiency.

It says in the Bible. Probably.

[LynneSin]

12. It was a Chevy Suburban

else I would have put my sticker on the back of the car: In case of Rapture please call Lynne Sin at XXX-XXX-XXXX so she can claim her new vehicle

[krispos42]

28. Wow, I didn't know Suburbans fit inside Delaware

I thought they always had some overhang into Maryland?


:hide:

[MrCoffee]

3. is it a Dodge Caravan?

[madinmaryland]

5. What is it with you and the rapture? Is that what makes Delaware?

:wtf:

Just curious, but is the rapture have something to do with DuPont dumping chemicals into the air and people disappearing?

[Roon]

6. I like the bumper sticker that says, "In case of rapture....

can I have your car?"

[GoddessOfGuinness]

8. I love it!

:rofl:

[Deep13]

27. I saw a Fundy response: ...

come the rapture, car yours.

[GoddessOfGuinness]

7. What does God need with an automobile?

[billyskank]

10. No, the car gets left behind.

As do clothes. Apparently the faithful get raptured up to Heaven in their physical bodies. Butt naked.

I know, this is the stupidest shit I ever heard too.

What if you're indoors? Do you have to open a window? Do you bust through the ceiling?

[Reverend_Smitty]

13. The funniest bit of all...

is that they've thought long and hard about this shit, so much so it's almost scientific to them. Duh silly EVERYONE knows that your car isn't raptured with you!

[AllegroRondo]

14. I believe its a quote from a Star Trek movie

number 5 or 6, where "god" needs to use the Enterprise and Kirk says "what does god need with a starship?"

[billyskank]

16. Ah yes.

What does God need with a Ford F-150?

The pious all know that God drives a Dodge Ram.

[AllegroRondo]

17. A golden Ram?

or would that be blasphemous?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

35. ...

:spray:

Brava for picking up on my Star Trek quote! :toast:

[FloridaJudy]

45. Nope.

God drives a Christ-ler At least the Christian one does.

I haven't a clue what Allah and Y-W- drive. But the Buddhist car never took off: it's tough to promote an illusion.


(BTW, the Buddhist vacuum cleaner was a bust as well: no attachments)

[LeftyMom]

23. I read a plot summary of "Left Behind" and the whole beginning is a rip-off of "The Langoliers"

On a plane, people go missing, leaving clothes false teeth, etc behind.

Stephen King should sue.

[krispos42]

30. Suppose to look kinda like this...

I guess watch out for powerlines, too...

[GoddessOfGuinness]

34. I was thinking God would prefer having the car

to having a bunch of naked fundies running around.

[Fire Walk With Me]

42. lol- Great Shatner riff!

[Reverend_Smitty]

9. Thats actually fine with me...

because I know what people I should automatically avoid without ever having to speak to them!

[originalpckelly]

11. "That sounds like a big bird to lift a whole person.

Talk about giving someone the bird." "That's rapture Emily, not raptor." "Oh, well that's different, nevermind."

[CatholicEdHead]

15. Bumperstickers? I always see a licence plate bracket with it on

on a locksmith truck on a semi-regular basis.

[Orsino]

18. "Until then, just st00pid." n/t

[sasquatch]

19. Unrelated but how do you think your Blue Hens will do against the mountaineers?

:hi:

[LynneSin]

33. Well they just beat the #1 ranked team on Saturday so

I'm hoping they pull home a victory. I think the Blue Hens have at least 2-3 NFL quality players on their team. Rich Gannon was UDel alumni!

[baldguy]

20. Most likely to drive 20 mi down the highway with their right blinker on.

[redqueen]

21. Ohhhhh no I don't.

I see those ALL the frickin time down here.

I just want to stay safely away, until I can make my escape. :scared:

[YankeyMCC]

22. Well that's a serious issue isn't it?

Should xians be allowed to drive then if any day now the vehicle they are driving may go out of control on a public road?

[ThomCat]

25. Ah but only sinners will be left behind to get killed in the accident

when the car crashes. So that's okay. All the people who matter will be safe in heaven. :P

[YankeyMCC]

29. Oh sure but I guess my point is

this is another reason for us sinners to oppress the xians...by keeping them from getting driver's licenses...so that we don't get harmed as they leave. ;)

[Deep13]

24. I used to have one that read: ...

come the rapture this vehicle will be unmanned and career into a busload of kindergardeners, killing them all.

[krispos42]

26. Also true in case of VelociRapture...

NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM


<on edit, bigger NOMs>

[LynneSin]

32. driver will be unarmed, unlegged, unheaded, untorsoed....

:D

[LynzM]

31. My mom used to have one of these....

I love my mom, but sometimes...

She's hasn't put one on her newer car, though... wonder if it's a change of mind or just a hesitation to put any stickers on. :shrug:

[kentauros]

36. In Monty Python's "The Meaning of Life"

they took their cars :)

~~~~~~~~~~~

Grim Reaper: Now, the time has come. Follow... follow me...

{Geoffrey suddenly runs forward with a revolver. He looses four shots at the Grim Reaper from about three feet. They pass through him. Pause. Everyone is rather embarrassed.}

Geoffrey: Sorry... Just... testing... Sorry... {He sits.}

Grim Reaper: Come! {Out of their bodies, spirit forms arise and follow the Grim Reaper.}

Angela: The fishmonger promised me he'd have some fresh salmon and he's normally *so* reliable...

Jeremy: Can we bring our glasses?

Fiona: Good idea.

Debbie: Hey I didn't even eat the mousse... {They follow the Grim Reaper out of the house.}

Angela: Honestly, darling, I'm so embarrassed... I mean to serve salmon with botulism at a dinner party is social death...

Jeremy: Shall we take our cars?

Geoffrey: Why not?

{Slightly to the Grim Reaper's surprise, they follow him up to heaven in a Porsche, a Jensen and a Volvo.}

[qwertyMike]

37. So if I see that vehicle empty

I can just take it?

[AlCzervik]

39. it's never on a car i would actually want.

figures. I think the rapture already happened and they all got left behind.

[Jeff In Milwaukee]

40. In Case of Rapture, Can I Have Your Car?

Mine's a piece of shit...

[DarkTirade]

41. Not just a dumbfuck.

A dumbfuck with one helluva sense of entitlement. A dumbfuck who honestly believes that the entire world has been waiting for their existence, that God himself was waiting until they were born before he'd get around to doing his Armageddon. And now that they exist, history can hurry up and finish itself.

[Throd]

43. In case of Raptors, this vehicle will be locked.

[Kutjara]

44. It doesn't really matter.

Most of those cars are driven like they're un"manned" at the best of times.

[sunsettommy]

46. "In case of rapture,this vehicle will be unmanned"

I have seen them too.It is pointless to tell the public
because if such a repture really happened.The world would be
screwed anyway.

However if it did happen and the world goes on.We will have no
more religious nuts to deal with.

So maybe it would be great that a rapture did happen.For the
rest of us to be free of them.

[no name no slogan]

47. "If this van's a-rockin', don't come a-knockin'

much better bumper sticker IMHO

[Fire Walk With Me]

48. Rapture is here!

http://youtube.com/watch?v=xHPikUPlRD8