Women, men ARE idiots.

[HEyHEY]

I was at my buddies place tonight. We were hanging out waiting for this girl he's seeing and has been for a few months. She's from Taiwan. Very sweet. He told me he likes her, but she doesn't "Satisfy me." When she arrived we hung out for a good couple hours. SHE ROCKED. I felt like smacking him in the head.

[MrScorpio]

1. I could teach the guys a thing or two

But it'll cost them

[JVS]

2. Maybe she doesn't satisfy (in a certain way wink wink).

[Perseid]

3. maybe take a rock instead of a smack

tell the buddy he's a fool, and run away to Cancun with her.

Take the polar bears with you. A vacation would be nice.

[hunter]

4. I know I am.

:shrug:

[CreekDog]

5. She has self-respect, she doesn't do that kind of thing

I mean isn't that a sin? I mean moreso?

[billyskank]

6. People generally are stupid.

I despair of them.

[NewJeffCT]

17. True

idiocy doesn't discriminate.

[krispos42]

7. No we're not (mostly)

We're pigs. Naivé pigs, perhaps, but mainly pigs. We may be polite, decently-groomed pigs, but pigs nonetheless.

Yeah, we have the guys that do things like, say, get shitfaced and jump into the bear exhibit at a zoo, for example. Or dancing vigorously on a leaky partially-filled oil tank after geting both drunk and stoned at a nearby bonfire. Or trying to shock a mole to death by pounding steel spikes into the ground and hooking them up to a high-voltage power line.


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But mostly we're naivé pigs.

[Perry Logan]

8. Yea, but women paint their lips red. That's weird.

[MissMillie]

20. and wear pants w/o pockets, and pointy-toed shoes...

women do their fair share of stupid shit too.

[mopinko]

21. no. that is monkey "body" language.

it means today is the day.

[Deep13]

9. Maybe you should ask her out.

Normally I would object to a statement like "men are idiots," but in this area I so totally am. Fortunately, I still managed to find and keep my Sweetie. That was 15 years ago.

[NewJeffCT]

10. Watch out for those Chinese women, though!

:evilgrin:

[kwassa]

11. some of them are as tough as nails

at least some that I have known.

[redqueen]

13. I think he knows one pret-ty well.

;)

[NewJeffCT]

15. me, or heyhey?

or both of us?

[redqueen]

16. You...

dunno 'bout HEyHEY.

[NewJeffCT]

18. well

saying that "she rocked" means they probably hit it off pretty well.

[redqueen]

19. Who... HEyHEY and the lady his friend

is allegedly stupid not to ... whatever?

[redqueen]

12. Well no matter how sweet a person is... if there's no connection

there's just no connection.

:shrug:

Seems to me it'd be stupid to latch onto someone just cause they're sweet.

[HEyHEY]

24. Sadly, the issue is basically she ain't dirty in bed.

[redqueen]

25. Hehehe... well... that can be a big problem...

one has to seek out what one desires in a partner. :)

[JVS]

28. Then she has to go!

[HEyHEY]

29. Hey, there's a learning curve for everyone, dammit!

And hot coolness means there's at least something work with!

[La Lioness Priyanka]

14. man hater nt

[MrCoffee]

22. speak for yourself, moran.

[CreekDog]

23. Guilty as charged

:think:

[snooper2]

26. Your not helping the cause much...

posting with all those sentence fragments... :)

[HEyHEY]

27. Dude, I was a few in when I wrote that, so you're lucky there's even periods.

[snooper2]

30. :)

nt

[mtnester]

31. We KNOW that...we love you anyway

:)