I stole a condom machine from highschool once...

[HEyHEY]

My buddy and I were in the washroom, as he walked by the machine he bumped it. "Hey this thing's loose," he said.

So I wiggled and and figured we could take it down with one good tug. I watched the door and he yanked it down then ran in the hall and hid it in his locker. No one saw. We then wrapped it in his jacket and cut through the forrest to his place.

To this day it hangs over his bed.

THere was no money in it, not alot of action at school I guess, we weren't in it for the money though!

[supernova]

1. Did you use the condoms?

;-)

[HEyHEY]

4. yeah right...

I couldn't believe it, considering the school board is trying to prevent pregnancy....you'd think they wouldn't have thrown in no-name brand condoms from the 70s.

Oddly though, they were ALL ribbed.....that's twisted. I can see them supplying them to prevent pregnancy and disease....but did they have to make it kinky too?

[Melsky]

2. I'm impressed

mostly that you had condom machines in highschool.

[HEyHEY]

6. ANd if you saw the above thread

They were kinky ones too

[Interrobang]

3. BWA-ha-ha-ha-ha!

A friend of mine ripped a bank of lockers off the wall in my high school because his English teacher wouldn't let him get his migraine medicine. The guy was still trying to stop my friend when he wrenched at the locker door and pulled the whole bank loose. He dragged it a little way down the hall, too.

My friend was "invited" to leave that day, but didn't get suspended even though the school started screaming about damages, because two things happened: One, his father (a volunteer firefighter, and not the type to take shit from anyone) pointed out to the school admin that if his son had been allowed to get his meds, none of it would have happened, and two, Frank the Secret Master Custodian Par Excellence came along with his floor buffer and smoothed away the scratches on the floor... :)

[HEyHEY]

5. We had a custodian named Frank too!

Short little guy. Really cool...useed to say things like "Mess up that floor and you'll be wearing your balls for earings!"

I remember oncein the cafe, he had just wiped off a table, and some girl went and walked over it. "HEY I JUST WIPED THAT!" he said.

SHe sheepishly got down.

Then I'll never forget what happend next. Under his breath, but loud enough for my friends and I to hear (On purpose) he says, "DUmb bitch"

I laughed so hard.

[flamingyouth]

7. Damn liberal Canadians

Promoting safe sex to high school kids! :evilgrin: