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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Dec-07-07 11:55 PM
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Vt. Man Says He Found Condom in Sandwich and how was your night?
:puke:

Vt. Man Says He Found Condom in Sandwich

http://www.breitbart.com/article.php?id=D8TD0OIO0&show_article=1

By JOHN CURRAN (Associated Press Writer)
From Associated Press
December 07, 2007 10:13 PM EST

MONTPELIER, Vt. -

A man who says he bit into a Burger King sandwich and found an unwrapped condom inside

has sued the owner of the restaurant.

Van Miguel Hartless, 24, of Fair Haven, said Friday he bought the Southwestern Whopper at a

Burger King in Rutland on June 18 and made the discovery when he got home and started eating it.

"My third bite into the burger, it was just a foreign taste," he said.

"It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation.

"As I went to bite down a little harder, I felt a rubber grind in between my teeth.

I saw it half in my mouth, half hanging out.

It was an immediate sick-to-my-stomach type of thing."

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That's disgusting! :puke: I wonder if he knows the people working at that restaurant?

Those Burger King workers are at least practicing safe sex!! :P


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CreekDog Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 12:03 AM
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1. let's put it this way
better than his
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rucky Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 12:06 AM
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2. He should try the Ribbed Whopper next time. n/t
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Lil Missy Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 01:16 AM
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3. Better than finding a used one
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Breeze54 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 02:08 PM
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9. How do you know it wasn't?
Edited on Sat Dec-08-07 02:10 PM by Breeze54
:shrug:

:puke:

Oh wait... it said unwrapped. My bad.
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Deja Q Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 01:22 AM
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4. Ask him if he's ever seen "2 girls, 1 cup"
He'll perk up and feel really lucky fairly quickly.
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flying rabbit Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 10:57 AM
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5. I found a mouse in my beer
eh
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 11:05 AM
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6. I thought the Big Mac had the special sauce.
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skygazer Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 11:06 AM
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7. So he tasted something odd
"It was a very sour, bitter sort of taste. It almost had a numbing sensation."

So he bit down harder. :eyes:

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dembotoz Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sat Dec-08-07 01:14 PM
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8. might have been the healthiest thing in the burger
no carbs
no transfat
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