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Robb Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 05:42 PM
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CAPTION the symbol of US intelligence:


"The acoustics are really great in here...listen. Aaaaaaaaaaaaa ve Mariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii aaaaaaaa....."
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jimbo fett Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 05:47 PM
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1. "Listen! I can burp the alphabet! Eerrrr-A, errr-B, errrrr-C...."
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skip fox Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 05:47 PM
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2. "Who, What, Where, When, and Why. And then he wanted it all boiled
down onto a one-page memo so he could read it quickly over coffee in the Oval Office. Sometimes, Senator, he aeven asked us to draw little cartoon characters in the margins. He favored the "Spy vs. Spy" types from _Mad Magazine_. The only other thing about those memos were that we had to mention WMDs at least 5 times in each one and they all had to say the CIA was certain Saddam had 'em. Oh, yeah, sometimes he'd asked me to act out some of the memos and then damn near fall off his chair laughing. Other than that . . ."
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BeatleBoot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 05:50 PM
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3. What part of "No WMD Exist" doesn't Bush understand?
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Richardo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 05:51 PM
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4. Separated with the fishes?
Edited on Wed Feb-04-04 05:53 PM by Richardo

Then when Cheney is done with him....
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Endangered Specie Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 09:25 PM
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9. actually, that is "Swimming with the fishes"
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Lefty48197 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 06:00 PM
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5. Do you have any idea who you're talking to
Bushie?
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cosmicdot Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 08:31 PM
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6. How can you believe a word I say? I'm a well-known liar.
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camero Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 08:40 PM
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7. That's funny, I thought this was the symbol
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WannaJumpMyScooter Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Wed Feb-04-04 08:44 PM
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8. Well, see now things are really confusing, because we said
before the war we did not think there were any WMD's in Iraq, cause that was what Scott Ritter told us, and Hans Blix told us, and even Saddam told us...er, I mean... we heard from our confidential sources in Iraq... but see, that did not sit well with little george who wanted to go play in the sandbox,
so,
now we have another weapons inspector, who never believed there WMD's in the first place going around telling everyone we were all wrong.
How do I know he knew there were none? I hired him, remember?
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