Crap. My kid wants to see The Golden Compass tonight. I'm afraid Satan will capture her soul.

[crim son]

What should I do? :P

[SPKrazy]

1. tie her up

and invoke

some other spirit or some shit like that

not the GOLDEN COMPASS though :rofl: :rofl:

:evilgrin:

:rofl:

[crim son]

6. Maybe I'll hogtie her and then whip her into Christly submission.

:rofl:

[Fleshdancer]

2. let Satan capture her soul

It's better than being stuck at home on a Friday night. :shrug:

[crim son]

8. That's her position too,

the little Hellion! :hi:

[MrCoffee]

3. go see it with an old priest and a young priest

[redqueen]

7. That sounds hot.

'Specially if they're Irish.

[crim son]

9. Heh. That oughta give her a... different... perspective.

:eyes:

[Shine]

4. We're going to have our souls captured in about 20 minutes.

We're catching the 3:45 matinee. :thumbsup: Can't wait! The kids are each bringing a friend, so we're spreading the evil!

:hi:

[crim son]

10. I'm not going to see the movie, but I am going to a den of iniquity

where I will drink vodka and probably dance with abandon! :hi:

Enjoy the film!

[GalleryGod]

22. This post is useless! I say, USELESS without pictures...

of the "Scene of the Crime":rofl: :spray: :rofl:

[Critters2]

5. Too late. If she wants to see this, Satan has already captured her soul.

So, you might as well let her go. So much less trouble than pissing off a Satanic kid. Trust me.

[crim son]

11. LOL!

I'm taking your advice. :rofl:

[lost-in-nj]

12. Just send her

with a garlic necklace......
and a HUGE crucifix........

lost


:hi: :hi:
you want to have a drink????

[crim son]

15. I totally do want to have a drink, but not before I do my hair.

I'm going out dancing. Why don't you join me? :7 :hi: :hi:

[lost-in-nj]

18. OHHHHH

I WANT TO DANCE!!!!!!!!

I LOVE to go out dancing.....
have a great time....

Lost

[Guava Jelly]

13. Don't take them!!! What if Jesus comes back while you are watching it?

It's straight to hell for you.:silly:
:hi:

[crim son]

14. Eh, I'm already in Jesus's little black book.

Or is that Santa's black book? :P :hi:

[Guava Jelly]

16. The movie looks cool to me.

Santa has a Naughty/Nice list.
Jesus has the book :eyes:
Good evening Crim son :pals:
I hope whatever you do tonight you have fun doing it :D :hi:

[DarkTirade]

17. Don't be silly.

Satan's ALREADY done it. Why else would she be going to see the movie?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

19. Satan? Is Pat Robberson going to be there?

Keep her away from him!

[yellowdogintexas]

26. and will there be yoga involved? nt

[rosesaylavee]

20. Take a video of it and put it on YouTube?

Always want to see a soul capture.


:7

[Whoa_Nelly]

21. Wrap her in tin foil

It's really all you CAN do! :scared:

[Tyler Durden]

23. It's worth her soul.

Saw it last night, and it pretty much ROCKS!

[RetroLounge]

24. Review it for the lounge...

:evilgrin:

RL

[TheMightyFavog]

25. Don't worry, Satan is busy playing the Lightning in Tampa tonight.

[Arugula Latte]

27. Just have her say five "Hail Bill Donohues" and she should be fine.

Oh, and a little self flogging with a cat o' nine tails wouldn't hurt, either.