What happened to the love for Thomas Kinkade?

[Shell Beau]

It is Christmas time folks!










:rofl:




:P

[MrCoffee]

1. those make my loins swell and burst with emotion

[sasquatch]

2. LOL!!

:rofl:

[Shell Beau]

3. Well you should see what it does for matcom!!

[DarkTirade]

12. .... this comment is useless without pictures. :P

[XemaSab]

16. That's a hernia.

:hide:

[XemaSab]

17. Yup, hernia.

x(

[MrCoffee]

18. the post so nice you said it twice...then edited it.

[Shell Beau]

21. Hehehe!!

Don't you hate it when it does that?

[XemaSab]

28. Totally.

:banghead:

[MrCoffee]

29. heh...blame it on the DU

:eyes:

[Shell Beau]

35. Of course! Haven't you gotten the memo? We don't make mistakes!

Duh!!!




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[MrCoffee]

36. certainly not from members of my entourage, anyway.

[Shell Beau]

37. See? I told you!!!

;)

[NewWaveChick1981]

4. My Thomas Kinkade pictures are right beside my Precious Moments figurine collection.

:spray: :rofl: :puke:

[Shell Beau]

6. But do you have the Precious Moments nativity scene?

[NewWaveChick1981]

7. I've been searching eBay for one, but to no avail.

:cry: :P

[Shell Beau]

11. Now I know what I am getting you for Christmas!!

[TommyO]

15. My mother does!

:puke:

[Shell Beau]

25. Aw bless her little ole heart!

:P

[TommyO]

27. She also has some Snow Babies

At least, with everything that she has hanging on her walls, there's not a single Kinkade!

[DS1]

5. Radiation poisoning

which explained all the glowing houses

[Shell Beau]

8. It is all making sense now!

[grace0418]

9. I'll have to save this thread in case I ever accidentally ingest poison and I need to

throw it back up immediately. Thomas Kincade and Precious Moments in one thread?! *shudder*

[Shell Beau]

10. Very smart thinking!

:thumbsup:

[TrogL]

13. For a "realistic" artist, Kink-aid sure makes a lot of mistakes

You do NOT leave your horses saddled long enough for the snow to fill in prints.

Nicholas was NOT a bishop and he's about to trip.

You do not put fireplaces at either end of the house. You put them in the middle. But a full-size chimney, not that stupid little thing - everybody's gonna die from carbon monoxide poisoning. Well, except the other house, they don't have a fireplace at all so they're all going to freeze to death.

[Shell Beau]

14. That St. Nick looks fake too! Like it doesn't belong there!

Oh well! :shrug:

[Danger Mouse]

33. He pissed on a tree to mark his territory, just like Kinkade himself does.

:P

[underpants]

19. It's ... it's always here

here :cry: in our hearts :loveya:

[Shell Beau]

20. That is so refreshing to hear!

I was getting really concerned!

[BarenakedLady]

22. My EYES....

Have you no shame???

:puke:

[Shell Beau]

24. Not lately! Wonder why!

:shrug:




:P




;)

[IzaSparrow]

23. It always looks like it's from a peeping tom's point-of-view...

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[Danger Mouse]

26. I've already got a glorious 'Faith Mountain' sitting on my coffee table...

A towering abomination of hyper-religious schmaltz. :puke:
http://www.collectiblestoday.com/ct/product/prdid-1400229001.jsp?_Thomas+Kinkade/_prod/_/_/_6/_/_/_Y&endeca=true#

BEWARE! HIGH RISK OF SELL-OUT!
CAUTION! HIGH RISK OF TOTAL LOSS OF DIGNITY!
WARNING! EXTREME RISK OF BRAIN CELL SUICIDE!
On another note, I'm glad to know that Thomas Kinkade holds himself to the high standards that one would expect from an artist who does so many religiously themed pieces. For instance, groping women's breasts, cursing at other artists, and urinating on stuff to 'mark his territory.'
I'm not joking: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thomas_Kincaid

[Shell Beau]

31. .

:puke:

[Danger Mouse]

32. Anyone who actually purchases and owns one of those horrors..

should be shipped off to 'Fundiemerica' the new Nation I propose we make out of the bible belt, where only fundies will get to live. I predict that they will eventually kill each other, leaving behind only bones and relics of what once was:
awful, awful artwork.

[LynneSin]

30. Who wants to be the first to kick Shell Beau's ass

Line forms to the right!

[Shell Beau]

34. You need Kinkade's "Pools of Serenity"

And as luck may have it, they are in full stock for the holidays!!!




:7

[LynneSin]

39. You need a Lobotomy, as luck may have it.....

After looking at this picture I think I could perform one on you!

[Shell Beau]

40. Will you at least give me some anesthesia?

[GoddessOfGuinness]

38. It abounds to be sure! Check out these links:

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/paintings-light-part.php?page=1

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/photoshop-phriday/paintings-light-part-2.php