Question Regarding Republican Hairstyles.....

[Rockholm]

I have just watched Senator Frist ramble about ricin and I got to thinking....Do all male Republican Senators and Congressmen use the same stylist? I know this is a silly question, but the ALL have the same look. It is really creepy. You know the look, parted on the side, that weird drooping bang that almost feathers over to the side and man, hair-sprayed to death. Yuck.

[Zero Gravitas]

1. I've wondered the same thing

all the RW "Chrisitan" Repubs seems to have the identical do. Very wierd.

[CatWoman]

3. not only congress

but fox broadcasters as well.

[SoCalDem]

2. It;'s in the handbook.. page 26

page 27.. for the ladies
lists the approved clairol blonde colors
and the perfect sized bouffant rollers

[Rockholm]

4. My bad...

Is that THE handbook that I get for mailing money to the RNC from the mailings that I get every month or so? Gee, I better watch out for the next one!

[izzie]

19. I think you got it!!!!!!!

All those bleached blonds, fits right in.

[Kathy in Cambridge]

5. They are aliens-that's the reason for the uniform look

or there is a handbook that outlines proper attire and hair styles for that aging Ken Doll look...

Trent Lott has one of the worst Republican hairdos IMHO...

[DemLikr]

6. Too weird...I saw Frist for just a couple of minutes and thought the same

Repukes look like animated mannequins from the late seventies. There's something a bit stiff and outdated and ill-fitting about most of their suits. Not to offend, but a sort of JC Penney off the rack look. Really clean, but yucky.

One can nearly always tell just by looking if a Congressperson is Dem or Repuke. Dems generally have better style and are frankly, better looking.

[SoCalDem]

7. Google.... Republican hair

http://www.texaschapbookpress.com/magellanslog55/partsalot.htm
Partsalot
Republican Hair as a Key
to Understanding the Coming Plutocracy

by Jerden Purmort


Consider the Republicans and how they part their hair. As Moses parted the Red Sea, so do the Republicans part their hair. Except not quite down the middle. More over to one side.

We speak here of course of Republican men, since they are the only Republicans who really count. And we speak also only of Republican men who have partable hair. George W. Bush with his graying frizz is the exception who proves the rule. (Of Colin Powell’s tonsure nothing need be said, given his genetic predilection. Of Chief Justice Rehnquist’s embarrassing comb-over, the less said, the better.)

To understand the significance of this compulsion to part, the following must be said:

Becoming a Republican is easy. There are two ways:
1. Either you have money, or
2. You don’t have money but agree with those who do that those who have money always know best.

Since those who have money are generally groomed to within an inch of their well-ordered lives, those who don’t have money but who aspire to join the ranks of those who do quickly figure out that they too must be highly groomed.


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http://images.google.com/images?q=republican+hair&ie=ISO-8859-1&hl=en

[trof]

14. Where's Trent "Hairhat" Lott?

[Bundbuster]

15. You asked for it, trof

[SoCalDem]

17. Ahhh feel pretttty and witty and.................

:)

[Rockholm]

21. AAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGHHHHHHH...

Wait, Is he wearing LIPSTICK?????

[Cat Atomic]

8. I think it's a manifestation of sexual repression, personally.

Force it into shape! Make it conform! Deny it's natural curl!

:D

[SoCalDem]

11. "curly hair"..damn you to hell.. They'll look now and have impure thoughts

:)

[ScreamingMeemie]

9. And they all wear those creepy wire rim glasses that reflect

light so that you can't really look into their eyes...

*shiver*

[SoCalDem]

10. Um.. and their "wimmin-folk" like red

California Federation of Republican Women
Affiliated with the National Federation of Republican Women

[Bertha Venation]

13. this freethinking democratic wimminfolk is wearing red

on Friday -- awareness day for women & heart disease

I doubt I'll be branded, though. ;)

[Bertha Venation]

12. Sounds like every male lawyer in my firm.

Except the bald ones.

I don't think it's a partisan thing. :shrug:

[Stevendsmith]

16. I was just wondering the same thing last night!

NT

[izzie]

18. That is odd as I thought his hair looked odd.

Maybe they wear wigs?

[Risk]

20. I swear these Repukes

wears hairdoes. They are pod people.